Posts by God_Delusion

2013 District Convention - Friday's Programme

by God_Delusion in

...with my running commentary.

please go ahead and add more comments, especially if you've had to sit through this cultathon.. http://www.jehovahswitnessblog.com/conventions/gods-word-is-truth-2013-district-convention-friday/.

love,.

God_Delusion

...with my running commentary.

Please go ahead and add more comments, especially if you've had to sit through this cultathon.

http://www.jehovahswitnessblog.com/conventions/gods-word-is-truth-2013-district-convention-friday/

Love,
Jaymes

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Why Did You Get Baptised

by God_Delusion in

hi guys,.

so then, why did you get dunked?

were you pressured into it too, or did you do it because you honestly thought it was the right thing to do?.

God_Delusion

Hi guys,

So then, why did you get dunked? Were you pressured into it too, or did you do it because you honestly thought it was the right thing to do?

Here's my experience - http://www.jehovahswitnessblog.com/baptism/why-were-you-baptised

PS. If any of you ever visited Bowes Road Assembly Hall in North London, England, you might relate somewhat with the article

Love,
Jaymes

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What happens if you do something bad when in the paradise

by God_Delusion in

hi guys,.

when i was younger and my mother was studying with me, she told me the following:.

"jaymes, after armageddon, satan and his demons will be locked away and we'll have 1,000 years to make the earth a paradise.

God_Delusion

Thanks Blondie (and everyone else), but is there an actual book or magazine article that tells JW's that after the final test, they will be put to death if they put a foot wrong?

Regards,
Jaymes

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What happens if you do something bad when in the paradise

by God_Delusion in

hi guys,.

when i was younger and my mother was studying with me, she told me the following:.

"jaymes, after armageddon, satan and his demons will be locked away and we'll have 1,000 years to make the earth a paradise.

God_Delusion

Hi guys,

When I was younger and my mother was studying with me, she told me the following:

"Jaymes, After Armageddon, Satan and his demons will be locked away and we'll have 1,000 years to make the earth a paradise. After the thousand years, Satan and his demons will be released. Also, all the people that died will be resurrected.

"Satan will try really hard to make all the survivors of Armageddon, and all the newly resurrected ones turn against Jehovah. This will be the second test. Jehovah will destroy Satan, his demons, and all that turned against him.

"After the second test, we will all be perfect and will live forever in paradise."

I remember asking her two questions:

What does being perfect mean?
What happens if someone does something bad after the second test (when we're all perfect)?

Her answer to my first question was that being perfect meant that we couldn't ever do anything wrong anymore. Just like Jesus was perfect, we would be like him. Her answer to my second question was that I should revert back to her answer to my first question. When I pushed the issue, she said "If anyone does anything bad, Jehovah will kill them instantly, but Jaymes, no one will do anything bad as they will be perfect."

So my question to you is this - where did my mother get this information from? You see, she's not the only Jehovah's Witness to have ever said the exact same thing to me. Is this amazing piece of information in a Watchtower or a book? Please let me know as I am writing a blog post about this on my blog - www.JehovahsWitnessBlog.com and need to know.

Warm regards,
Jaymes
Follow me on Twitter - @JaymesPayten

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New Year Resolutions ??

by Vanderhoven7 in

jw
friends

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God_Delusion

Hi guys,

Here are some New Years resolutions that I tried to stick to:

http://www.JehovahsWitnessBlog.com/jwb-news/happy-new-2011/

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Siestas are Bad!!

by God_Delusion in

hi guys & gals!.

every now and then, i meet up with some of my friends who also happen to jehovah's witnesses.

now, as some of you may know, i've never been disfellowshipped, even though i have tried to get them to ditch me.

God_Delusion

Hi LP.

The Jehovah's Witness community here in Cyprus is very strange. They allow their kids to go on holidays with "worldly kids", gives toasts, and are extremely materialistic. All the JWs here know each other (as it's such a small community of Witnesses) and are extremely conscious of what others think of them.

Here's one run it I had with them http://www.jehovahswitnessblog.com/jehovahs-witness-leadership/jehovahs-witness-elders-in-cyprus/

Also, I have evidence that some of the top ranking Elders have known about their family members receiving blood transfusions. So they let me get on with my life. Remember, they're conscious of what others will think of them.

If God existed and really did use the Jehovah's Witnesses as his only religion here on earth, he's doing such a terrible job keeping me around.

Plus, it's better this way as I gather all the intel off of current JWs and use it against them

Regards,
Jaymes

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Siestas are Bad!!

by God_Delusion in

hi guys & gals!.

every now and then, i meet up with some of my friends who also happen to jehovah's witnesses.

now, as some of you may know, i've never been disfellowshipped, even though i have tried to get them to ditch me.

God_Delusion

Hi guys & gals!

Every now and then, I meet up with some of my friends who also happen to Jehovah's Witnesses. Now, as some of you may know, I've never been disfellowshipped, even though I have tried to get them to ditch me. Therefore, I can have some pleasant chats with my JW mates.

Recently, the conversation about celebrating Christmas, Birthdays, and the like came up. If this interests you, please read my latest article which shows you how I responded.

WARNING!
Siestas are mentioned!

http://www.jehovahswitnessblog.com/jehovahs-witness-beliefs/siestas-are-bad/

Warm regards,
Jaymes

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Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses Celebrate Thanksgiving?

by God_Delusion in

hi guys,.

being a brit living abroad, i never really understood the whole thanksgiving business.. i think growing up as a jw didn't help either.

anyway, i've rid myself of those jw shackles and have decided to take an interest into the goings on over the pond, especially as my favourite place on earth is bar harbor.

God_Delusion

Hi guys,

Being a Brit living abroad, I never really understood the whole Thanksgiving business.

I think growing up as a JW didn't help either. Anyway, I've rid myself of those JW shackles and have decided to take an interest into the goings on over the pond, especially as my favourite place on earth is Bar Harbor. A truly magical place.

Here's my rendition as to why JW's don't celebrate Thanksgiving. If you know of any other funny reasons, please do share them with us.

http://www.jehovahswitnessblog.com/cult/happy-thanksgiving-2012

Warm regards & happy Thanksgiving!
Jaymes "Teeny Pyjamas" Payten

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Tackling the Preposterous New Light Issue

by God_Delusion in

hi guys,.

i received an email from someone called bonnie.

i'm not sure if she's on here, but if she is, please put her in touch with me.

God_Delusion

He he he!

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Tackling the Preposterous New Light Issue

by God_Delusion in

hi guys,.

i received an email from someone called bonnie.

i'm not sure if she's on here, but if she is, please put her in touch with me.

God_Delusion

Hi guys,

I received an email from someone called Bonnie. I'm not sure if she's on here, but if she is, please put her in touch with me. She asked me to help her deal with the New Light issue that is often brought up in her family home.

I've written an article about it, as well as responded to the email I received. Please take a look and let me know if there are any points that I missed out:

http://www.jehovahswitnessblog.com/jehovahs-witness-beliefs/blinding-new-light/

Thanks for your support guys.

Regards,
Jaymes