@ St George: I predict in coming years, they will announce that the 144,000 isn't a literal number, but basically means a small percentage of total JWs/Memorial attenders. A literal "little flock" out of a "great crowd". This way, the number of partakers increasing won't be such a big deal because the Memorial attendance is increasing as well! How happifying!!
00DAD I lol'ed at the words to your Memorial hokey pokey!! LOVE IT!
The last Memorial I went to was when I really observed how ridiculous the whole ritual is. "I touched it when I was passing it, but it doesn't count as touching it because an elder or attendant didn't pass it to ME, so I have to sit down with the other attendants and elders and the speaker and we'll pass it between ourselves..."
Then this is the kicker... The speaker went back up to the stage, the attendant who had passed the "emblems" to the other attendants and the speaker brought the wine/bread back up to the stage, put it down, and stood there at the table while the speaker picked it up again, handed it to him, he handed it back, the speaker put it down, and went back to the podium.
Talk about washing up to the elbow...