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  "A Note of Caution:" in new released brochure 2012

  by Gayle in

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  in the new brochure, "who are doing jehovah's will?

  " , page 28.. ".

  some internet sites have beenset up by opposers to spread falseinformation about our organiza-tion.

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  I don't know about anyone else, but when I was in I didn't read all of the pubs. I would skim them just enough to get the gist, then form a presentation for Field Circus. I can only remember reading ONE book cover to cover and that was the Come Be My Follower book...which I only read when I was trying to come back from being inactive and giving it another go 'round (what was I thinking??). Other than that, the magazines, brochures, and books were all boring and couldn't hold my attention for more than a few minutes at a time... So, if there are others who are like I was, I doubt they'll even bother reading that little warning.

  Besides...if they had nothing to hide, they wouldn't have a problem with people reading information from "opposers". And, as always, their take on apostates is dead wrong. The vast majority of us aren't trying draw people away from god or a belief in god...we're only trying to get people to stop being zombies and think for themselves. After all, wasn't "free will" a gift bestowed on humankind? Why wouldn't their god want people to use it?
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  The new kids DVD - was it deliberate? What are we missing?

  by cedars in

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  normally i don't go in for these conspiracy theory ideas, but a comment by kurtbethel on another thread got me to thinking.

  might this latest dvd actually be proof that there are operatives inside watchtower hq who are deliberately sabotaging the society's material?

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  Split that DVD into three "releases" and you increase your profits.

  Yeah, and just think how many mindless zombie dub parents will latch onto this like a newborn latches onto a nipple...it ensures they will return for more in coming years.
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  WT's biggest gaffe ever?

  by Pistoff in

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  It had to be Gandalf... Or maybe, just maybe... Dumbledore...

  But considering the ages of the original texts, I'd say it was Gandalf first in the OWT (Old Wizard Testament) and then Dumbledore was in the New...
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  What is the worst date you've ever had???

  by the_raisin in

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  hey guys, just wanted to hear your stories about the worst dates you have been in or have heard about.. .

  let's see... worst date... hmm.... .

  okay so this didn't happen to me, but i was there lol.

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  Worst date ever... I go out on a "date" with this guy, supposedly just as friends. I picked him up as he didn't have a car. We decide to go to a movie. I'm not a huge fan of dumb horror movies, but he insists we see Nightmare on Elm Street. I agree, we go in and get our seats. Just as the movie starts, he says "Come with me to get a snack". I said "I'm not hungry...and the movie is just starting". He won't shut up about getting snacks and INSISTS I go with him. *sigh*

  So I do. He gets a pretzel and a drink for each of us, we go back to sit down, and just as I'm getting into the movie, he takes away my pretzel and thinks he's going to make out with me! WTF?? I push him away and say "Hey, we're here to watch a movie and that's it...and don't you know not to take a fat girl's food?? GIMME THAT!".

  Once again, I start getting into the movie and he pokes me. He says "I need a cigarette" ( I didn't think his attempted make-out session was THAT hot and heavy, but okay...). I said "Alright, well I'll be here".

  This dumbass wants ME, a non-smoker, to go outside with him so he can smoke! He says "I need to talk to you". So I follow him out, he lights up, and just stands there smoking...and then tries to kiss me with his smoke breath! UGH!! I just can't wait for this shit to be OVER! I should have left then, I really should have. Just abandoned his ass in the parking lot. But this was before I found my ovaries.

  We go back inside, he tries pinning me up against the wall inside the theater, his hands all over me, trying to kiss me... I pushed him away and said "I SAID NO!".

  The movie (eventually) finishes, still with interruptions from him trying to hold my hand, and asking me to stand up so he can kiss me (WTF?).

  We get out to the car and he asks "Did you like the movie?" I said "I wouldn't know, it's not like I was allowed to see much of it...". He leans over and starts trying to feel me up, saying "Oh, c'mon...don't be like that.."

  It was then that I noticed a rhythmic movement coming from his crotch area... He had whipped it out and was WHACKING OFF IN MY CAR!! No sooner did I notice that, he'd finished (fucking Minute Man)...I leaned over, grabbed a stack of napkins from the glove box and threw them in his face and said "Clean yourself off, you fucking pervert!". I drove him the 5 minutes it took to get within a reasonable distance from his house. He kept asking me what was wrong, why I was upset, etc. I pulled up to the curb, unlocked the doors and said "Get the fuck out".

  He texted me an hour later and I told him to lose my number or I'd call the police.

  UGH. Still gives me the heebie jeebies...
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  WT's biggest gaffe ever?

  by Pistoff in

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  Miracle Wheat is to Sparlock as Kryptonite is to Superman, I bet!

  And his lair is inside a great pyramid!
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  At Last, An Effective Dub Repellant

  by unclebruce in

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  rude door knockers and stoopid signs not working .. as if they would, old pioneers know they're just a challenge one's sticktoitiveness.. well how about spinkling a few aposta gnomes around ya garden?

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  aposta-gnomes servants of sparlock:.

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  LOL
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  I am so proud of how we've handled Sparlock!

  by NewChapter in

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  i know, another sparlock thread.

  but i just have to express this!

  i am so proud of what we have done with sparlock.. youtube is being flooded with videos.

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  I think Sparlock needs to have a word that he substitutes for anything else. Like..."the Smurfs are Smurftastic" kind of thing. OH and a theme song! Every hero needs a theme song!
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  I am so proud of how we've handled Sparlock!

  by NewChapter in

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  i know, another sparlock thread.

  but i just have to express this!

  i am so proud of what we have done with sparlock.. youtube is being flooded with videos.

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  Jim, I agree... The apostates on this site have taken the idea and run with it and created so many incredible memes, etc. The creativity here is definitely not stifled. I could see a few of us creating something 10 times better than what the Society put out.
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  Compile the list: Jehoobie HATES:

  by hamsterbait in

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  i want to compile a list of all the things the witless death god wastes his inexhaustible energy on.. (other than resisting the temptation to save starving children or protect them from pedos).

  the first thing jehoobie hates on my list (at least since the coraline dvd for witless kids/victims).

  magic!.

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  Let's not forget Christmas and all other holidays (except the death of his son...cause, ya know, that's an occasion to REALLY get down and boogie!)
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  The new kids DVD - was it deliberate? What are we missing?

  by cedars in

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  normally i don't go in for these conspiracy theory ideas, but a comment by kurtbethel on another thread got me to thinking.

  might this latest dvd actually be proof that there are operatives inside watchtower hq who are deliberately sabotaging the society's material?

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  Morbidzbaby

  I think that the reason it was kept so short is simple... The WTBTS doesn't want kids watching excessive amounts of television or other movies instead of doing Family Worship, going out in Field Circus, or going to meetings. Guaranteed, they will have a Q&A session on this sometime in the next year, just like they do with all of their videos. This is meant to be a "supplement" to parental brainwashing inculcating sessions.

  Something else I was thinking... The past couple of years, the "Faith in Action" DVD's have been released...and there's not only blatant lies and half-truths in them, but in the first one I saw a photo of Russell and the Bible Students with large poster size images of the pyramids (from the Studies in the Scriptures). They are blatantly putting this stuff out there and counting on the fact that most dubs are too thoroughly brainwashed to notice. Wafting this shit right under their noses, but they can't smell it because all they SEE are roses.

  I would love to see the outline of the talk given when this load of tripe is released...