Hah!!!
I love the little digs in that article...
"The Promised Land(for Witnesses, at least) has a name: Ramapo, NY."
"...the sect, officially known as the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society ..."
"All along, the Watchtower had maintained that its core headquarters would remain in Brooklyn, but the personnel shift seems to indicate otherwise."
[Saying one thing and doing the exact opposite is also referred to as "lying"...]
"Combining both facilities at one upstate site would create a large, centralized religious compound."
["compound:
1. A building or buildings, especially a residence or group of residences, set off and enclosed by a barrier.
2. An enclosed area used for confining prisoners of war."]
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/compound
"For more than four years, the Jehovah's Witnesses have been undertaking a sell-off of Biblical proportions..."
"The group is respected among real estate dealers for its business acumen, the excellent condition in which it maintains its properties, and a history of keeping its cards very close to its chest."
[In other words, VERY secretive...]
"It appears that they will eventually transfer most of their operations upstate, said broker Chris Havens. The real bellwether will be those two lots in DUMBO. If they don't build anything there, it could indicate that they plan to move out eventually."
[They aren't telling anyone exactly what they're planning... There's that blasted secrecy, again... Can't let those worldly followers of Satan know what they're up to!!]
"..what with the New York real-estate market experiencing its own Armageddon..."
[There are a LOT of "armageddons" running around...]
LOVE it!!!