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  JW 10 Commandments (possibly much more): Thou shalt.....

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  1. love the org.

  your god with all your heart, mind, soul and strength....... 2. listen obey and be blessed..... 3. not wear tight pants...... 4. not not wear colorful socks..... .

  others feel free to add to the list.. .

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  Thou shalt hate thy apostate family members and love thy neighbor as long as long as they accept thine watchtower magazines.
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  JW 10 Commandments (possibly much more): Thou shalt.....

  by androb31 in

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  1. love the org.

  your god with all your heart, mind, soul and strength....... 2. listen obey and be blessed..... 3. not wear tight pants...... 4. not not wear colorful socks..... .

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  Thus sayeth the Governing body!!

  1. Love the Org. your god with all your heart, mind, soul and strength......

  2. Listen obey and be blessed....

  3. NOT wear tight pants.....

  4. NOT NOT wear colorful socks....

  5. Highlight your Watchtower magazines (as long as your socks don't match your highlighters)....

  6. Not engage in deaf masturbation....

  7. Not research our older literature....

  8. Not engage in independent thinking...

  9. Not go on vacation if you haven't visited bethel.....

  10. Not report pedophiles to the authorities.....

  Others feel free to add to the list.
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  Words that irritate

  by punkofnice in

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  i have words that irritate me and not always without reason.. my latest hate is the word: 'solutions' as used by so many businesses in their title these days.

  y'know, 'something innane business solutions' and such balderdash.. i loathe that word now.

  arrrrggghhhhhh!

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  I literally hate the word "literally" Liiiitterrraallleey.

  "Nah-ming" (know what I mean)

  "Do obeisance"

  The mispronunciation of the word "Nuclear" as Nuke-yew-lerr.....

  "does that make sense?" "do you understand what I'm saying?"
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  JW making music videos now?

  by adjusted knowledge in

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  i'm not sure if this is new since it is hard to keep up with the ever changing jw.

  it is morphing so much.

  i went to jw.org tv video for november and around 53 or 54 minutes into the broadcast the gb guy introduce a music video called "we won't forget you".

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  pronomono vs. 2 "I like book bags"

  Oooh Sista smoothskin

  You say you wanna get in my Benz

  Well scuse' me scuse' me

  All I got is my service hoopty

  She grabs her book bag

  And jumps right in the back

  We're set, let's jet

  Brotha chaperone's not having that

  I'm tired of these magazines

  Saying premarital sex is not the thing

  Take the averege dub and ask him that

  You'll be in the backroom in a snap

  So Brothas?

  (yeah)

  Brothas?

  (yeah)

  Is it break time yet?

  (hell yeah)

  Well let's take it

  (take it)

  Take it

  (take it)

  Time to finish this B.S. up

  Where'd I put my book bag?

  LOL
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  Things WT has condemned other religions for doing...only to eventually do themselves!

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  Being a part of the world, the UN NGO debacle also comes to mind.

  Condemning involvement in war yet owning a large share of Rand Corp primarily a war machine company.
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  Things WT has condemned other religions for doing...only to eventually do themselves!

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  -They claim to not exalt their leadership and decry the Catholic Church for doing so yet the Octopope minus one is gaining celebrity status more and more as the days go by.

  

  -They also have a multiple class caste system (clergy/laity) while condemning the churches of Christendom for it.
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  Things WT has condemned other religions for doing...only to eventually do themselves!

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  An obvious one: False prophecy....
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  Things WT has condemned other religions for doing...only to eventually do themselves!

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  Per request on different thread.....

  My short list off the top of my head:

  - Wearing symbols or icons to identify their faith. ie: Watchtower necklaces, braclets, cuff links....

  - TV evangelizm

  - Website evangelizing

  Feel free to add anything that you can think of. Feel free to include any WT quotes if you have them.
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  More Elaborate Celebrations International Conv. Atlanta

  by NoMoreHustle in

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  found this video of the entertainment preperation for the delegates in atlanta, u.s. this seems to be professionally done maybe outside sources or probably done by "professional" jw's.

  this is just like christendom or all the other religious organizations that they deem to be from the devil.

  the people seem to be very sincere in there efforts & is much appreciated,.

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  I agree millie210.

  So, in a nutshell the WT is finally catching up w/ evil "Christendom" as far as using music as an emotive and inspirational manner of worship. Wow! What a discovery! Way to go WT (You'd think they invented it the way JW's are going on about it) Thank goodness the octo-pope (or is it the septic-pope) has finally given it's blessing and allowed music to become relevant. Hopefully some day they will allow the internet to become relevant too. Oh wait......