Posts by HintOfLime

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I'm Drunk.

by creativhoney in

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and not on love or holy spirit.. just wanted to share with you all....

HintOfLime

Drunk on wine. Ewww.. That's going to suck 6 hours from now. I've never had a "good drunk" on wine. Be sure to drink enough water between sips!

- Lime

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Is it sexual harassment...

by keyser soze in

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...if you check out a female co-worker from behind?

according to a harassment class i attended for work it is.

and if i see a co-worker doing this i'm obligated to report him to an hr representative.

HintOfLime

I can see it now. We'll soon have an epidemic of repetitive stress injuries due to people turning their heads to look away every time another person happens to come into view.

Fortunately there is a simple solution for employers. Simply segregate the sexes into seperate buildings, or only hire one (and find a good cover). Alternatively, consider replacing all your employees with robot or software solutions.

That way, there won't be any more problems with those slightly intellegent monkeys acting like slightly intellegent monkeys, and putting the corporation at risk. See? Lawsuits can solve all our problems. GO AMERICA!

- Lime

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Why can't I back up a page?

by Bonnie_Clyde in

all of a sudden, there are no numbers at the top so i can go back to earlier posts.

HintOfLime

I know they won't appear if you have javascript disabled, but then again, the topic/reply editor (TinyMCE) won't appear either and you couldn't have started this thread.

- Lime

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Evolution in Action: Birth of New Species Witnessed by Scientists

by Elsewhere in

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what more do the creationists want?

http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/11/speciation-in-action/.

on one of the galapagos islands whose finches shaped the theories of a young charles darwin, biologists have witnessed that elusive moment when a single species splits in two.. in many ways, the split followed predictable patterns, requiring a hybrid newcomer whod already taken baby steps down a new evolutionary path.

HintOfLime

Let me summarize my views on what modern evolutionary biology tells us loud and clear

Read the words right there and try to comprehend them. Provine's views are simply not science, just his personal opinion.

- Lime

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Any PC Geeks Here

by Decided in

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my xp system won't boot normally.

it loads windows and goes to a blank screen where normally my mouse arrow shows up while it finishes, it just sits there and doesn't do any thing else.

i tried loading a previous one that works and it does the same thing.

HintOfLime

Just a tip in case you need it, Decided - I had a similar problem a few months ago. I ended up having to buy a new hard drive, and had a lot of trouble getting my data off the broken drive.

It turned out in my case that by putting the drive inside a few plastic zip-lock bags (to keep moisture out), and freezing it, I was able to recover most of my data while the drive was cold. (IBM has identified 14 reasons why freezing a drive helps - but it mostly has to do with broken solder connections contracting and re-connecting.) It doesn't always work, but if your drive refuses to read data from the drive entirely, or makes lots of clicking sounds and reads data off very slowly, it's worth a shot.

- Lime

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Have you ever found yourself waiting in a long line

by John Doe in

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without knowing what the line was for?.

HintOfLime

Ever suddenly waken up after 10 minutes of movie tunes, 5 minutes of soda/website/automobile ads, and 30 minutes of movie trailers... to find yourself in a dark movie theater and wonder what movie you came to see?

- Lime

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Comment 666 from dissed: Does this mean the 'End' is near?

by dissed in

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what does it mean, something ominous is about to happen?.

consider the all but astonishing facts.. fact: its happens on a anti-jw site.. fact: its from a former jw.

fact: and its a mans number.

HintOfLime

I plan to dedicate myself to satan and darwin via immersion in tub of bubbling pitch on my 666th, followed by a drunken satanic orgy. It'll be great.

- Lime

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Sheesh, men. He's Not Going to Call, Is He?

by SixofNine in

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he said he wanted to get back together this very afternoon.

he didn't even want to wait till tonight.

he'd called me after seeing an ad i'd placed online and in a local magazine.

HintOfLime

Why wear yourself out trying to understand and pursue a tedious and likely-to-fail biological relationship? We are living in the future!

HOT Steel will always return your phone calls, and he sends you that special romantic text message every day. Who needs the irritation of those fickle human behavioral parterns, or a mildly luke-warm body to cuddle up with? With his integrated fission reactor* - HOT Steel can reach tempatures of over 3470F in just 4 seconds!

So say goodbye to UGH MEN and order now!

- Lime

* Enriched uranium-235 not included.

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