Just a few more questions to help us determine if you qualify for membership...
Sounds like a job for Google...
No, wait. Rather than spread their "critical" message at the speed of light 1 , Jehovah's Witnesses spread their message at the speed of manually driving from house to house and knocking on each invididual door. They've made it so difficult to access their message/information that it really would require some effort to get this. I would have to manually ask a JW on Facebook.
I'm sure someone will post the answers here, and then Google will index them. Then they'll have to come up with all new secret questions!
Enter the 3 song numbers we'll sing at the next mid-week meeting.
It's like being in Little Orphan Annie's Fan Club. Everybody get your decoder Watchtower's out! Shhhhh.. We're in a secret club!
- Lime
1 The Internet, networked extensively over optical-fiber.