hmm... i wonder exactly what "wholesome fun" is. can't be anything good...
let's see: bible pictionary? 'bombardment of bible questions?
Lisa : We give up.
"Well guess! Book of Revelations...fire breathing lion's head...tail made out of snakes...who else is it gonna be?
Bart : (unsure) Jesus?
"Jes- Jes- Don't you kids know anything? The serpent of Rehboam? The well of Zohssadr? The bridal feast of Beth Chadruharazzeb?
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Ned playing 'bombardment of bible questions'
Suppertime: In the Flanders home, Rod and Todd Flanders look forward to a meal.
Rod: "Oh boy! Liver!"
Todd: "Iron helps us play!"
Maude : Todd, would you like some mixed vegetables? Todd : Hell, no! Maude : What did you say? Todd : I said I don't want any damn vegetables! "All right, that's it, young man! No Bible stories for you tonight! (Todd runs crying out of the room) Maude : Weren't you a little hard on him? "Well, you knew I had a temper when you married me" -Ned laying down the law
"Look, Homer, all of us pull a few boners now and then, go off half-cocked, make asses of ourselves don't want to be hard on you,
but I just wish you wouldn't curse in front of my boys!"
"Bless the grocer for this wonderful meat, the middleman who jacked up the price, and let's not forget the humane but determined boys at the slaughterhouse" - Ned saying grace
"If it's clear and yella, you got juice there, fella! If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town. Now, there's two exceptions and it gets kinda tricky here ........and of course in Canada the whole things flip flop." Neds device for identifying apple products
"Why me, Lord? Where have I gone wrong? I've always been nice to people! I don't drink or dance or swear! I've even kept Kosher just to be on the safe side! I've done everything the Bible says; even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! What more could I do?"
- Ned praying after his house is destroyed