Ohhhh Nellie. He's not going to like that answer.
Johnnytwofeet
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Life After JWs
by Uzzah ini wanted to share some very cool (in my opinion) news.
in two months i will have been gone from bethel for 14 years and attended my last meeting 11 years ago.
i spent 11 years at bethel sacrificing all of my 20's to the borg and finding myself at age 32 with no resume or real work experience.. it has been a tough haul with the majority of my energy going into building a career.
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Life After JWs
by Uzzah ini wanted to share some very cool (in my opinion) news.
in two months i will have been gone from bethel for 14 years and attended my last meeting 11 years ago.
i spent 11 years at bethel sacrificing all of my 20's to the borg and finding myself at age 32 with no resume or real work experience.. it has been a tough haul with the majority of my energy going into building a career.
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Johnnytwofeet
Oh you're on your high horse now but what are you going to do when Jesus comes back on his motorcycle of fiery doom? Do you have an answer for that fancy hot shot vp of dating hot chicks?
DO YOU?
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its not just jw's ...
by mraimondi ini agree.
here are some real quotes.
"if you're not a born-again christian, you're a failure as a human being.
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Johnnytwofeet
I wish In ever read that. Now I'm a Buddhist. Thanks a lot.
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Virgin Mary Stone Dycripted
by jimlandress inhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3ye48yjkhu.
after seeing videos on youtube.com decrypting da vinci's artwork by overlaying a flipped image of the original artwork.
to my surprise, the validity of the stone comes through with amazing decrypted images.
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Johnnytwofeet
This is amazing Jim I ABSOLUTELY see Jesus in these pictures. Don't listen to these fools and small minded miscreants. They see Jesus as well but this terrifies their hearts because their hearts are full of evil (and poo)
I love the first pic you can clearly see Jesus face. He's all like, "watcha talkin bout foo???" Love the expression on his face. I DARE you to look at that fface and say you believe in BUddha. I triple DOG dare you. He'll met you right on the spot with his super powerful Jesus eyes.
Anyways, Keep up the good work and if you're taking requests, could you somehow make that super cool Jesus face appear on my chest. I could rip off my shirt at the beach and just run at people screaming "JESUS ATTACK JESUS ATTACK"
WOuld be so sweet.
Anyways peace out.
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Spiritual education of my son....
by Albert Einstein in7 years my son was spiritualy educated as a future jw... my wife still is a faithful witness, so i cannot tell him straight "wtbs is a bunch of liars and hypocrites ...." he would be confused and would go to mom to ask if its right.... so i started explaining him indirectly, leting him to got to the conclusion himself.
we have several topics.
my favourit one is:.
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Johnnytwofeet
sadmichael than the Lord that you are here to help us sad and lonely individuals. You are JUST LIKE JESUS.
Say it with me my freind,
"I AM JUST LIKE JESUS"
"I AM JUST LIKE JESUS"
"I AM JUST LIKE JESUS"
"I AM JUST LIKE JESUS"
"I AM JUST LIKE JESUS"
There. How do you feel? Do you feel just like Jesus? Because you are man. You are. (thanks)
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Is Anybody on Facebook?
by homeschool inhey there....i'm taking a leap here.
i really enjoy reading all the threads on here and think you're swell folks.
but with all the anonymity, its still kinda lonely to not "know" who you are.
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Johnnytwofeet
hahahahahah
like omg thanks I love my feet but theyre so fat? Do you think they are? haha here's a naked pic of my feet but be nice im like sooooooooo out of shape. ahhahahahahha
here's a pic of my feet in lingerie do you like it? haha lol olol xoxoxoxo
i like SOOO never do this but like ahahahha I liek this site.
here's a pic of my feet tied up and being abused bya mountain goat.
like OMG i never do this.
lololololo
later guys!
Amber
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Is Anybody on Facebook?
by homeschool inhey there....i'm taking a leap here.
i really enjoy reading all the threads on here and think you're swell folks.
but with all the anonymity, its still kinda lonely to not "know" who you are.
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Johnnytwofeet
oh my god like. youre so pretty like. omg. you should like. totally put up your picture and then ill put up my picture and then we can look at it and then like.
OMG
youre like. so pretty
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Interesting blog post about JWs knocking on a door
by passwordprotected inhttp://kristievosper.typepad.com/honestlyspeaking/2009/05/jehovahs-witnesses-and-a-better-approach-at-opening-the-door.html.
(sorry, can't make it clickable in safari 4).. .
jehovah's witnesses and a better approach at opening the door.since i just moved into my house, i had my first jehovah's witness visit this morning.
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Johnnytwofeet
THey're all cults. Especially the ones saying they're not cults. This of course means teh ones proclaiming they ARE cults are likely not.
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Johnnytwofeet
What makes you all so god damned good looking?
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Interesting blog post about JWs knocking on a door
by passwordprotected inhttp://kristievosper.typepad.com/honestlyspeaking/2009/05/jehovahs-witnesses-and-a-better-approach-at-opening-the-door.html.
(sorry, can't make it clickable in safari 4).. .
jehovah's witnesses and a better approach at opening the door.since i just moved into my house, i had my first jehovah's witness visit this morning.
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Johnnytwofeet
My heart is always warmed when I hear one cult's personal experiences with another cult.