Our Father, which aren't in heaven,
Headquarters be thy name,
Thy Kingdom Hall be sold,
Thy will including
a bequest to Watchtower be done,
Give us, Flodin, our daily bread,
And forgive us our false teachings,
as we never forgive others,
And lead us not before the Australian Royal Commission,
But deliver us from Putin,
The Power and the Money, forever and ever ...
Amen!