36. Dress and Grooming
Suit jackets must match trousers and be either dark gray, blue or black in color. Shirts must be pale - light blue, cream, gray or white. Shoes must be black and shiny. Socks must be black. Underwear, while not seen must reflect Jehovah's high standards and should be white. Ties must be dark and not too wide nor too narrow. Bow-ties are permitted in the United States, but only if the Congregation Service Committee of the delegate's congregation sign in triplicate that the delegate is a complete and utter knob end.
37. Tightness of pants (trousers).
To ensure that pants are not too tight then please follow this procedure.
1. Put on trousers. Do up trousers.
2. Take a medium sized banana between 5 and 7 inches in length and not less than 1.5" in diameter and not bent. (These can be obtained from older pioneer single sisters of a certain age or from many married but "unhappy" sisters of a certain age)
3. Ask Brother Gaylord from the platform department to slide the banana up each trouser leg. If the banana can be slid up the trouser leg then the pants are permissible to be worn according to the AM3 standard.