Posts by Lillith26

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A Flowchart to Determine What Religion You Should Follow

by behemot in

http://friendlyatheist.com/2009/10/21/which-religion-should-i-follow/.

Lillith26

How the hell is that possible! I ended up with JW and all because I dont think underware can be magical! but I am a Deist????????

It was funny but! Blowing Bubble

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Think ive changed...can see it quite a bit laterly.PLEASE!!

by angel eyes in

putting this out there.....going back 12months ago i was completely different to how i am now.

i am still loyal to jah and dont go against the scriptures, but even though ive recently returned to pioneering (only aux pio at present) i see im a little more laid back.. i think this has come through having to endure hell and back without any help, except jehovah, which im not complaining, im so glad his been there for me, for us both.

but i really believe that due to things that have badly and wrongly been allowed to take place etc its moulded me a little different to how i was.

Lillith26

Computer Smash Maybe if I do this enough.... a mod will lock this tread.... and I wont have to do this.... Throw Computer

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Excerpts from Brother Herd. GB

by foolsparadise in

excerpts from brother turds 2009 convention talk.

what will we need when we see this system coming to the conclusion?.

a new car?.

Lillith26

DUDES SPEECH/TALK IN YELLOW- Commentry/comments plain......

The world has the habit of saying, "look at me" When I went to the grocery store the other day, to show you the way things are, here's a woman she's being paid, I don't know how much an hour, and you know the world pays much attention to efficiency. They want people to be efficient, so what is she doing? She is trying to wait on me and she's picking up the money but she can't even use her hands with her fingernails!

"Who gives a crap if someone has long fingernails. She likes them, she didn't grow them long to piss you off. Can you imagine how long Eves fingernails were with no clippers?"

Who are the true anointed ones? Sometimes we see people who are just barely in the truth partaking of the emblems. We will know who they are because once they have been sealed, no doubt many will be gathered at that particular time, you will know for a certainty who those truly are; those who are anointed and those who are fakes. Sometimes in traveling about, and I am not trying to make any judgments, but sometimes I see those who claim to be of the anointed not representing anything that I've seen of the anointed. Sometimes they're the biggest troublemakers in the congregation. Sometimes they cause more fights, literally fighting ,I've actually seen that.

"There are true anointed ones and there are fake ones? Why would anyone mess around trying to be a fake one if they really believed they were one?" "Hes not trying to make judgements? Thats good because you are not the final judge on anything." "Annointed ones are troublemakers? Wow did he actually say that? Are these fake annointed ones actually demons that materialize and infiltrate the congregation?"

You know I'm glad I used all my money to pay for the Kingdom Hall, and I sat down in there and I got the education. I used everything I had to support the Kingdom; I used my funds, I didn't try to hold back anything knowing that the money was not going to be any good.

"Ok. He just totally exposed himself. Lets use all of our money to pay for stuff because thats all you care about. We want your money. Use all of your funds to support me and my cushy life, I mean the kingdom. I will use whatever means necessary to scare the shit out of you and make you feel guilty as to your not doing enough in Jahs service, resulting in being slaughtered at Armageddon."

Ha! You got the last laugh because your financial means had been used to honor and praise Jehovah, and all those others who've been saving theirs, they're going to see the stock market crash, they're probably going to see dollar bills, blowing in the streets as worthless pieces of paper! And yours would have served every right purpose to honor Jehovah.

"Money, Money, Money........................"

Armageddon then will begin. Oh, what a wonderful time that will be brothers!

"What kind of a freak says Armageddon will be a wonderful thing? Ya I cant wait to see billions of people and little babies slaughtered before my eyes! How wonderful!! It will be the best day of my life."

The teacher told me that I got a zero

"Thats because you are a big ZERO loser who has never even been to theology school."

Did everyone know that all corporations have a Governing Body? It is just a title that the society thinks they own the rights to. Google it.

BlueGrass, TheOldHippy- is that easyer to understand??????

Foolsparadise- great commentry... I hear ya!

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Superstitions of JW's

by highdose in

can we name them all i wonder?.

Lillith26

goody... another 'list' thread... may I?... (dont know why I just asked- I'am going to anyway)

Smurfs are posessed and satan is there leader
Masturbating will turn you homosexual
"worldly" music is how satan communicates with his smurfs and fellow apostates
If you dont preach till you drop you wont see paradise
Reading into the history of the Org will make you loose your faith
If women dont 'cover' their head while praying out loud infront of a baptized male they wont see paradise
Holding your spouses hand while at the KH will corrupt others and make them sexcrazed beasts that will worship satan........

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I swear to tell the whole truth...

by Lillith26 in

jw
friends

... and nothing but the truth, please help me prozak..... i'm sure some have noticed how 'cranky' and 'snappy' i have been posting the last couple of days.... i am sorry..... life on my peaceful farm has gone to hell the last week with the noise of constant loud bangs from 'scareguns' that have been placed around our property to keep the ducks off the rice crops..... i have had very little sleep as the noise echos inside my old brick house 24hrs a day!......

so now that i have had my rant, i ask the question.... (in the family guy style).

what grinds your gears????????.

Lillith26

Poor Louie is missing his mum..... I think mum/SA needs some hugs too

Big Hug Big Hug Mommy Big Hug

They really do become our children dont they.... I have all boys at home.... Jet is my little girl.

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Has an elder ever made a difference in your life?

by monkeyman in

jw
friends

ok, i've read a lot of horror stories out there about outrageous shepherding calls so i know they exist.

i've also been on several and received 2.. however, as an elder i thought i was pretty capable at helping people and making a difference in their lives.

i've had people tell me so over and over which was quite comforting to me after i was unceremoniously removed.. so here's my question......has anyone out there ever been the recipient of the kind of loving care from elders that made a positive difference in your life?

Lillith26

Yes.... but I see now that I was still being "love bombed" by all at the KH at the time, so it's hard to know if his kind words were real or just part of the con? I like to think that he was just sweet old guy- but then again...............

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Sexual Frigidity is Caused by Feminism--wt quoted this author

by rebel8 in

jw
friends

so as not to hijack another thread, i'm going off on my rantangent here.. in the other thread i posted a 1960s wt quote about women having puny brains, being incapable of leading or making decisions, being ruled by their menstrual constitution and weak musculature.

blahbety blah blah blah.

if you want more gems, just google "watchtower quotes women" and read to your heart's content.. i got to thinking, who is this broad they quoted as a source, dr. marie n. robinson?

Lillith26

I was thinking it, but you said Mr Flipper

Licks If only the GB knew what they were missing out on

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Is it better to be correct and silent,

by John Doe in

jw
friends

or incorrect and vocal?.

Lillith26

I just have to learn to use my brain before I open my mouth at times........ Hammer Head

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I swear to tell the whole truth...

by Lillith26 in

jw
friends

... and nothing but the truth, please help me prozak..... i'm sure some have noticed how 'cranky' and 'snappy' i have been posting the last couple of days.... i am sorry..... life on my peaceful farm has gone to hell the last week with the noise of constant loud bangs from 'scareguns' that have been placed around our property to keep the ducks off the rice crops..... i have had very little sleep as the noise echos inside my old brick house 24hrs a day!......

so now that i have had my rant, i ask the question.... (in the family guy style).

what grinds your gears????????.

Lillith26

Palmtree- that sooo sad I'm peeved at em for you!

Lill

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I swear to tell the whole truth...

by Lillith26 in

jw
friends

... and nothing but the truth, please help me prozak..... i'm sure some have noticed how 'cranky' and 'snappy' i have been posting the last couple of days.... i am sorry..... life on my peaceful farm has gone to hell the last week with the noise of constant loud bangs from 'scareguns' that have been placed around our property to keep the ducks off the rice crops..... i have had very little sleep as the noise echos inside my old brick house 24hrs a day!......

so now that i have had my rant, i ask the question.... (in the family guy style).

what grinds your gears????????.

Lillith26

"chihuahua who can't yet accept that he's really not a Rottweiler"

AGuest- I have a similar proplem with my staffy, Jetty thinks shes human. She sleeps in bed with my husdand and I- under the covers, in the middle and snores. She sulks and wines something that sounds like "mum mum mum" when she wants attention and her belly rubbed. She smiles and although she is too big to be a 'lap dog' she missed the memo and jumps up anyway...... it wouldn't be home without her :)