So he bread with his wife three times?
JK
'the pillsbury dough boy' died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes to the belly.
he was 71. dough boy was survived by his wife play dough, three children, john dough, jane dough, and dosie dough, plus they had one in the oven.
the funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.. he will be missed..
So he bread with his wife three times?
JK
i had a few interesting experiences this past year that i haven't shared on the board.. experience #1: in the fervor leading up to our worst snowstorm of the year, an elder asked my mother to ask me (yes, he was too pussy to ask me himself) if "the brothers" could use my generator and other equipment if someone in the congregation needed it.
i was put off by this for several reasons.
one, what if one of my "current" friends were without power?
I had a few interesting experiences this past year that I haven't shared on the board.
Experience #1: In the fervor leading up to our worst snowstorm of the year, an elder asked my mother to ask me (yes, he was too pussy to ask me himself) if "THE BROTHERS" could use my generator and other equipment if someone in the congregation needed it. I was put off by this for several reasons. One, what if one of my "current" friends were without power? I would much rather loan them my generator if they needed it. And two, would they return it, or take care of it. While a JW, I had the loving brothers borrow stuff and I never got it back. Or they ruined it through lack of care and maintenance. Instead of saying yes to them, I told her to tell them to call me if they needed it.
Experience # 2: My sister wanted my 86 year old mother to go see them. This is the sister that has not spoken to me for over 7 years. I bought my mother a ticket to visit them, since it may be the last chance she has to see them. My sister repeatedly asked my mother to ask me to email them the itenerary. I did, but not in a personal email. I had it forwarded from Priceline.
I tell you that you are only an evil disfellowshipped person when they don't want something out of you.
JK
Glen,
It gets better with time. Give it more time. Jumping is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.
We understand how you feel like no one else can. We also know how professionals can help. Please call for that help now!
JK
yesterday i spoke with an elder i worked closely with just up to a year and a half ago for 3.75hrs about doctrine, gb, teachings that jehovah/jesus/anointed/holy spirit aren't working to well and have been giving us mixed signals (evidently?
) ha ha evidently get it!!!
ge apparently everyone is getting brighter as the day draws near.. since ive been inactive 3 months coming from the so called top 2.5 years ago pioneering and eldering and never missing meetings, i don't believe i could fade and live a lie.
Oops.
JK
You are history dude.
yes i am a cluster f**k.. i lost my cell phone, and it has a dead battery, so i do not get my calls.
sorry to all my friends that are tring to call me.. i will root through my work car this weekend, and try to find that sucker.. till then, know i am alive and kicking!.
jk.
Yes I am a cluster f**k.
I lost my cell phone, and it has a dead battery, so I do not get my calls. Sorry to all my friends that are tring to call me.
I will root through my work car this weekend, and try to find that sucker.
Till then, know I am alive and kicking!
JK
is it for you?.
if you are married, would you do it again (with the same person)?.
It is a great institution. Who do you want to get institutionalized with?
JK
so i don't understand it seems to me from the posts that i have read just about everyone is disassociated.. just wondering if that's true or if i am not the only one on here still within the organization..
I am DF'ed, almost 10 years.
JK
the may 2011 km has an article on page 2 entitled, "could you share in the ministry on sundays?
1. it was the sabbath, a day when most jews in philippi rested.
paul and his companions were visiting the city during one of their missionary tours.
I try to golf on Sundays, it is a much more spiritual experience.
JK
ive been going thru a lot of the different posts on here and seeing that most here believe that higher education is very important.
i agree that it is important and i plan on going back to school in the fall but im just wondering who all here has a degree and in what?
just curious .
BS in Business-Marketing. 4.0 GPA
JK
i swear only a fool would believe in such a ludicrous doctrine that all three are one.
ridiculous..
Whatever, whack whack whack. I don't care. I am an apathasist.
JK