Posts by JRK

the brother used an example of a young girl who went to university, began going to bars, and ended up getting drugged and gang raped - as if this happens to every young jw who chooses to get higher education.. .

what ridiculous examples have you heard used at meetings or assemblies?.

JRK

Mary,

JW kids lie their asses off, they are usually doing all those things BEFORE they go to Uni.

JK

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Names of Your G-Grandmothers

by snowbird in

two of mine are named tina.. i don't know the names of the others.. do you know yours?.

syl.

JRK

I don't know my GGM's names, bur my grandmother's names were Mabel Zenith, and Ethel. Pretty bad, eh?

JK

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To The Mean Ones of JWN

by snowbird in

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kiss my chitlins!

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syl.

JRK

Syl,

I hope I am not one of the mean ones. I don't like chitlins, or where they come from.

JK

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Conspiracy theorists

by JimmyPage in

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some here like to perpetuate the idea that there is a hidden group lurking in the shadows playing democrats and republicans against each other for their own benefit... or that a new world order is about to annihilate herds of common men to stay in power.. please name one specific living person who is a member of this elite group..

JRK

In sarcasm to the conspiracy theorists, I thought of this song:

Stuart - The Dead Milkmen

You know what, Stuart, I LIKE YOU. You're not like the other
people, here, in the trailer park.

Oh, don't go get me wrong. They're fine people, they're
good Americans. But they're content to sit back, maybe
watch a little Mork and Mindy on channel 57, maybe kick
back a cool, Coors 16-ouncer. They're good, fine people,
Stuart. But they don't know ... what the queers are doing
to the soil!

You know that Jonny Wurster kid, the kid that delivers papers
in the neighborhood. He's a foreign kid. Some of the neighbors
say he smokes crack, but I don't believe it.

Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a Burrow Owl.
Kept bugging his old man. "Dad, get me a burrow owl. I'll never
ask for anything else as long as I live." So the guy
breaks down and buys him a burrow owl.

Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's
the Wurster kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are
you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl."
I say, "Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows
the burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you
think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?" Now Stuart, do you
think a kid like that is going to know what the queers are
doing to the soil?

I first became aware of this about ten years ago, the summer
my oldest boy, Bill Jr. died. You know that carnival comes into
town every year? Well this year they came through with a ride
called The Mixer. The man said, "Keep your head, and arms, inside
the Mixer at all times." But Bill Jr, he was a DAAAREDEVIL, just
like his old man. He was leaning out saying "Hey everybody,
Look at me! Look at me!" Pow! He was decapitated! They found
his head over by the snow cone concession.

A few days after that, I open up the mail. And there's a pamphlet
in there. From Pueblo, Colorado, and it's addressed to Bill, Jr.
And it's entitled, "Do you know what the queers are doing to our
soil?"

Now, Stuart, if you look at the soil around any large US city,
there's a big undeground homosexual population. Des Moines, Iowa,
for an example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart.
You can't build on it; you can't grow anything in it. The government
says it's due to poor farming. But I know what's really going on,
Stuart. I know it's the queers. They're in it with the aliens.
They're building landing strips for gay Martians, I swear to
God.

You know what, Stuart, I like you. You're not like the other
people, here in this trailer park.

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Can you be appointed as an Elder while attending college?

by doubtful in

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what is the current stance on this issue?

i've heard of a lot of ms who were going to university, and yet i've never heard of that being the case for elders.

someone on this board also mentioned recently that they knew of man who was denied appointment as an elder despite otherwise excellent qualifications because he was a college student.

JRK

Judah and his son-in-law Dave; What a piece of work! BS, BS, BS! Just sucking each other little d*cks.

Family is more important than substance.

JK

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After Exiting the Witnesses - Are you O.K. Not Knowing about the Future ?

by flipper in

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it seems that religion has always been considered the opium of the people.

or at least many tend to gravitate towards religion to have or solidify some sort of future with a supreme being overlooking them hoping to have a reward either in heaven or in the jehovah's witnesses case - living forever in a " paradise earth ".

it seems that people can't just live day to day and let each day come to them with whatever happens.

JRK

Yes, I will die when I die. I do not care about the religious stuff.

JK

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WTF

by JRK in

geezer stuff.

run away if you are not interested.

JRK

Geezer stuff. Run away if you are not interested