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  Were you ever the subject of a ''Local needs'' talk???

  by karter in

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  apperantly there was one in my old congro as my neice (baptized ,but inactive) is marring her livein boy freind.. .

  anyone going to the weeding wil be publicly reproved..

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  JRK

  Oompa,

  You are a pig . . .

  But we knew that.

  Kudra, You are okay, F them! They and their provencial BS will sink them along with org! She probably did the football team, with creampies! Did I actually say that?!

  Okay, my experience was at a JW party. My first JW reproof. I brought a six-pack. I was barely legal. I wanted to fit in with my new congregation. I got nailed by a brother that got drunk on cooking wine out of the cupboard. He had the hots for my fiancee, and narced me out to the elders, who ate that shit up. He just wanted to "mess" with me.

  Everybody else was smoking dope, but I didn't, but I was the only one that got reproved from this party. I was pretty straight laced, but knew when to shut up and take it!

  For those of you that are going to look for some sort of justice in this, after I got the PR, I beat the shit out of the pussy that narced me out. I bashed his face into my car's hood that I had at the time, and after that I had a slight indent that was a badge of honor. Payback is a bitch. The other kids just thought I was gold because I didn't turn them in.

  He later became one of the society's child molesters, go figure!!!

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  Nightmares

  by JRK in

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  in the last 2 nights i have had 3 nightmares about airports.

  i dreamed that i was naked at one, and had an eticket machine ouy of bubblewrap that i had trouble operating.

  i was naked in one of them, which should scare anyone that knows me.

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  In the last 2 nights I have had 3 nightmares about airports. I dreamed that I was naked at one, and had an eticket machine ouy of bubblewrap that I had trouble operating. I was naked in one of them, which should scare anyone that knows me. Maybe OTWO should send me a copy of the Itenerary for Tahoe. I cannot figure this stuff out. I am nuts.

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  Jehovah's witness meetings are NOT BORING......

  by punkofnice in

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  ...i was told but they usually were as i look back.. as a lad i'd sit and look to see who the lights would fall on.

  i'd get an almond and see how long i could suck it before i chewed at it.

  i'd imagine playing rock'n'roll on the congregation's piano.. how did you get through the meetings when you were bored?.

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  I just wanted to play with my friends afterwards.

  Damage control!

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  Were you ever the subject of a ''Local needs'' talk???

  by karter in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  apperantly there was one in my old congro as my neice (baptized ,but inactive) is marring her livein boy freind.. .

  anyone going to the weeding wil be publicly reproved..

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  Yes,

  It is a tradition in my area, that whenever anyone gets reproved, the next special needs part is a blow-by-blow of your experience.

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  dos it really matter if it was a cross or a stake???

  by highdose in

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  what does it matter?

  i belive its been found that the romans used both, so what does it matter?.

  what does it matter that the roman word for cross sounds also like a word for another god?.

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  I don't care. Whatever!

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  What percentage of young ones are leaving the JW's???

  by karter in

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  in my area atleast 50% if not more..

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  What percentage of young ones are leaving the JW's???

  by karter in

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  in my area atleast 50% if not more..

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  A useful rabid? I see that the Awake! is still the equivelant of a college education!

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  Is he better than Billy Mays?

  by Iamallcool in

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  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wshnpsoplyo&feature=youtu.be.

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  JRK

  The Sham-Wow guy is irritating. So is this guy.

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  Most Overblown Examples Used at Assemblies

  by What Now? in

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  at a recent assembly, there was a talk highlighting the dangers of higher education.

  the brother used an example of a young girl who went to university, began going to bars, and ended up getting drugged and gang raped - as if this happens to every young jw who chooses to get higher education.. .

  what ridiculous examples have you heard used at meetings or assemblies?.

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  Mary,

  JW kids lie their asses off, they are usually doing all those things BEFORE they go to Uni.

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  Names of Your G-Grandmothers

  by snowbird in

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  2. entertainment

  two of mine are named tina.. i don't know the names of the others.. do you know yours?.

  syl.

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  JRK

  I don't know my GGM's names, bur my grandmother's names were Mabel Zenith, and Ethel. Pretty bad, eh?

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