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  It's a good thing I got laid, or this would be real embarrassing!

  by JRK in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  this is the ongoing story of rusty, my version of "mans best friend.".

  i got him from the pound a year and a half ago.

  as all dogs available there are, he was neutered when i got him.

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  JRK

  As for the questions about me getting laid, Rusty said it best: "If I can find the right bitch, you can too." He is so supportive.

  JK
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  49

  It's a good thing I got laid, or this would be real embarrassing!

  by JRK in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  this is the ongoing story of rusty, my version of "mans best friend.".

  i got him from the pound a year and a half ago.

  as all dogs available there are, he was neutered when i got him.

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  JRK

  nugget,

  Thank God I can dress myself!

  JK
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  49

  It's a good thing I got laid, or this would be real embarrassing!

  by JRK in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  this is the ongoing story of rusty, my version of "mans best friend.".

  i got him from the pound a year and a half ago.

  as all dogs available there are, he was neutered when i got him.

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  JRK

  talesin,

  I am just joking too. BTW, I never said I wasn't "bitey". Some women are into that.

  JK
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  49

  It's a good thing I got laid, or this would be real embarrassing!

  by JRK in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  this is the ongoing story of rusty, my version of "mans best friend.".

  i got him from the pound a year and a half ago.

  as all dogs available there are, he was neutered when i got him.

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  JRK

  OTWO,

  Yes, much chagrin

  From the fashion bin

  And a chance to sin

  And I got it in!

  Rusty (Bragging)
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  49

  It's a good thing I got laid, or this would be real embarrassing!

  by JRK in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  this is the ongoing story of rusty, my version of "mans best friend.".

  i got him from the pound a year and a half ago.

  as all dogs available there are, he was neutered when i got him.

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  JRK

  This is a Schnauzer:

  
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  49

  It's a good thing I got laid, or this would be real embarrassing!

  by JRK in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  this is the ongoing story of rusty, my version of "mans best friend.".

  i got him from the pound a year and a half ago.

  as all dogs available there are, he was neutered when i got him.

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  JRK

  talesin,

  He is not a Schnauzer, he is a Miniature Pinscher, and not "bitey" at all. A red one.

  

  JK
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  49

  It's a good thing I got laid, or this would be real embarrassing!

  by JRK in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  this is the ongoing story of rusty, my version of "mans best friend.".

  i got him from the pound a year and a half ago.

  as all dogs available there are, he was neutered when i got him.

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  JRK

  FS,

  I thought the title would get more than a few lookers.

  JK
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  It's a good thing I got laid, or this would be real embarrassing!

  by JRK in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  this is the ongoing story of rusty, my version of "mans best friend.".

  i got him from the pound a year and a half ago.

  as all dogs available there are, he was neutered when i got him.

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  JRK

  This is the ongoing story of Rusty, my version of "mans best friend."

  I got him from the pound a year and a half ago. As all dogs available there are, he was neutered when I got him. As I posted earlier, I caught him mating with a neighborhood Pomeranian a week or so ago. Well, last night she came over for another visit, but I stopped them before the act. It is rare, but some neutered males still can function like that.

  It is winter here, and cold at times. My mother wants to make sure he doesn't get cold, so she insists on putting her old dogs sweater on him. He hates it, as it is not very manly. This picture cracks me up. I thought you guys and gals might enjoy it.

  

  JK
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  So- Now that it's down to 4 teams- Who's your pick to win the Super Bowl ?

  by flipper in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  actually i'm happily surprised and elated that my san francisco 49ers are still alive !

  what a game for the ages, jesus.

  and i must send my condolences to all of you pittsburgh , new orleans, and green bay fans out there.

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  San Francisco 26. NY 20.

  Baltimore 30, NE 27.

  San Francisco 16, Baltimore 12.

  Defense will win, San Francisco will not give up a rushing TD in the next two games.
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  In a funeral... or when the JWs want to show they're different

  by hijosdelawatch in

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  2. experiences

  a couple of days ago i went to the funeral of an old age brother in his 80s.. well, that was the typical jw funeral although his daughter and the rest of his family are not witnesses.

  as you know the brothers don't wear black clothes nor they show lot of sadness as a "prove" they believe in resurrection.. the problem this time is some of them went too far.

  two sisters had red clothing and at the entrance a group of brothers were literally laughing.

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  JRK

  From: <ex-jw.com /.../uploads/2009/07/ jw - funeral - talk - outline .pdf>

  FUNERAL DISCOURSE

  REMARKS REGARDING THE DECEASED (Use any that apply and are appropriate.)

  Details regarding age, birth, when married, and so forth

  By whom the deceased is survived

  Dedication record, including privileges of service

  Exemplary qualities displayed by the deceased (Eccl. 7:1)

  THE HOPE THE DECEASED ENTERTAINED

  Worshiped Jehovah, the God of wisdom, justice, love, power

  Had faith in Jesus Christ (Acts 4:12)

  Appreciated God's purpose regarding earth (Gen. 1:28)

  Sure to be realized (Isa. 11:9; 55:10, 11; Rev. 21:4)

  Why good people die

  Disobedience of Adam (-Gen. 3:19; contrast with Genesis 2:7.)

  Offspring inherited death (Rom. 5:12)

  Condition of the dead

  Soul is mortal (Ezek 18:4, 20)

  Dead are unconscious (Ps. 146:4; Eccl. 3:19; 9:5, 10)

  The resurrection hope

  Made possible by sacrifice of Jesus Christ (Matt. 20:28)

  Christ's resurrection a guarantee (1 Cor. 15:22, 23)

  God uses Jesus to raise the dead (John 5:28, 29)

  For the anointed, resurrection is to heavenly life (1 Cor. 15:51-54; Rev. 20:4, 6)"Other sheep"

  resurrected to life in earthly Paradise (Luke 23:43; John 10:16)Armageddon survivors can

  hope to see the deceased one again soon

  Others too are in line for resurrection (Acts 24:15)

  WHY IT IS GOOD TO GO TO HOUSE OF MOURNING

  Can comfort the bereaved; loss is mutual

  Take to heart uncertainty of life (Ps. 90:12; Eccl. 7:2) Makes us think about how we are using our life

  HOW WE CAN BENEFIT FROM BEING HERE

  While living, make good name with Jehovah God (Eccl. 7:1)

  Lay up treasures in heaven (Matt. 6:19-21)

  One way is to take zealous part in witness work, if qualified (Matt. 24:14; 28:19, 20)

  In this way and by godly conduct, we contribute to sanctification of Jehovah's name (Prov.

  27:11)

  Resurrection hope an incentive to learn and do divine will(l Cor. 15:58)

  (Note: Instead of eulogizing the deceased, use the material in this outline to give a

  fine witness concerning the truth. Good balance should be observed in this regard.

  Doctrinal points can be presented as beliefs of the deceased, which served as

  motivation for him. Purpose of talk is to uphold Jehovah God as a God of love and

  mercy and at the same time bring comfort to the bereaved. Use of a song such as No. 102

  (53) or 187 (93) is optional. A brief prayer at the close is fitting. When arrangement is

  made to go to the grave, it is well to consider quite briefly the hope through the

  Kingdom, reading one or two scriptures, such as Job 14:14, 15 and 1 Corinthians 15:5413-

  57. This service may also be closed with prayer, thanking Jehovah for the resurrection hope,

  which is of great comfort. The talk need not exceed 30 minutes.)