"I tell ya, I don't get no respect. The other day Jehovah's Witnesses came to my door, and said they weren't interested." - Rodney Dangerfield
Posts by JRK
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Favourite Comedy Quotes
by LoveUniHateExams ini wanted to post a serious, profound quote in stillin's thread but my mind went blank and i'm pretty crap with serious quotes anyway, so i put a jokey quote from the red dwarf computer holly: .
it's better to have loved and lost than to have listened to an album by olivia newton-john.. when a bemused lister asks why, holly replies "because anything's better than listening to an album by olivia newton-john!".
this got me thinking, what are everyone's favourite comedy quotes?.
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JRK
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Why continue to suffer??
by Tigerlove ini occasionally come on this website because i have my eyes on a particular user.
because of that, i end up reading a lot of people's post.
although very interesting and hurt breaking, a lot of them are very strange.
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JRK
Tiger,
"I occasionally come on this website because I have my eyes on a particular user."
Who is the user that you are here to (stalk) follow?
JK
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First time here
by BarelyThere inokay so here goes...this is my first time on here.
i'm lost and confused and am feeling very hopeless.
i was dfed in september and i am still wrapping my head around everything.
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JRK
Barely,
Welcome!
It will get better. Be patient with yourself, you have a lot of things to learn and unlearn.
Good luck,
JK
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Powerball Jackpot up to 1.3 Billion Dollars. Do you think the governing body bought any tickets?
by My Name is of No Consequence inwhat if the governing body members bought a ticket or somehow obtained one.
then the unthinkable happens...they won!
how would they be able to hide that?
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JRK
Someone bought a winning ticket in Chino Hills CA.
JK
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David Bowie
by smiddy ini just heard the news david bowie has died ,so sad .
rip d,b, .
smiddy .
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JRK
Word On A Wing, from Station To Station;
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David Bowie
by smiddy ini just heard the news david bowie has died ,so sad .
rip d,b, .
smiddy .
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Warwick -How much will it cost to build?
by TakeOffTheCrown inthere are some good minds on this forum.
how much will it cost, in your estimation, to build warwick?
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JRK
It will cost every penny the brothers have.
JK
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Is the religion of Jehovah's Witnesses really an inferior form of Christianity?
by nicolaou inseems to be quite a few posters recently pulling down the beliefs of jw's as not biblical or truly christian.
maybe you're right, maybe you're wrong, i really don't care.. in some important ways though mainstream christians often behave better than jehovah's witnesses; most don't practice shunning or impose lethal medical prohibitions on their members.
many are far more tolerant of the lgbt community and a few even make the awkward attempt to square the fact of evolution with their faith.. please note that i'm saying some, not all.. so i suppose it's fair to say that differing forms of christianity can be better or worse for individuals, families and the wider community.
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JRK
All religions suck.
JK
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Your Jehovah’s Witness Is Showing
by David_Jay insince i just signed up and posted a few times without doing this yet, here is my story..
i think that i became a jehovahs witness because of my immaturity.
i had some quirky personality traits, and i joined finding that i fit in because, as i said to myself: these people get me.
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JRK
D_J,
Welcome to the forum.
How many people did you convert to be a JW by hitting them over the head with "The Truth?"
How many people will you convince to be an atheist by hitting them over the head with facts? Probably both nil.
I do not feel compelled to convert anyone anymore. The best thing about hitting your head against the wall, is how good it feels when you quit.
JK