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  Back. and seeking ideas for screwing over the memorial

  by Sirona in

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  ok. me and friends are going to attend a memorial on 30 march.. what would be the best way to get our message across?.

  should we just throw a hundred flyers into the hall in the middle of the memorial?.

  should we drink the wine and eat all the bread and then stand up and say something?.

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  Brocephus

  In a JW's mind any kind of protest or disruption like this = persecution

  persecution= confirmation that the end is near, they are God's chosen people etc...etc...

  So all you do is reinforce their beliefs.

  I think if you want to do anything show up early tell everyone how glad you are to see them. Observe the memorial and then start talking about how happy you are now that you are a born again Chrisitian or whatever you are now, and invite them to go celeberate Easter or whatever with you this Sunday. I am sure you'll get treated like a leper but the first few you catch off guard will be great. Pick your first targets well, show them how happy and ok you are with things. When they ask you to leave just say ok, smile and say see yall next year!
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  Lesson in Brainwashing...

  by Albert Einstein in

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  jw have much to learn yet.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq4dzmdar8i.

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  Wow, they will make great JW's once we bomb their Dear Leader into the next life.

  Apparently Dear Leader can fix the eyes but not the teeth!
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  JW C@fe freaking out over NASA report!

  by sacolton in

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  jw c@fe breaking news.

  quake shifted earth's axisjehovah's witness news: breaking newsquake shifted earth's axisjehovahs-witness-news.blogspot.comjpl research scientist richard gross computed how earth's rotation should have changed as a result of the feb. 27 quake.

  using a complex model, he and fellow scientists came up with a preliminary calculation ...yesterday at 8:28pm share5 people like this.cheryl d. thorne if this is true....will jehovah put the earth back on its axis where he had it?yesterday at 10:52pm reportoghoghome emmanuel omaduvie it surely is a lie, i've checked bbc & cnn, nothing like that.

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  AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH the elders were right... Must go back and get re-instated before a flaming asteroid kills me and sends me to eternal torment nothing happens.

  I never understand that logic, be good I have to live with you JW assholes, be bad I might enjoy 5 min of my life and no consequences just lights out.... Where is the incentive to be good other than a self righteous ego trip.
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  he only wants me once... is this normal?

  by highdose in

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  i recently started dating this guy, tonight he wants to come over and spend the night with me.

  but he absourlutly refuses to make any other plans to see me beyond that!.

  is this normal?

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  I always hit it twice before I move on... usually drunk with a case of whiskey dick the first time.
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  This is why its worse for JW's to die!!!

  by purplesofa in

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  this is a dialogue from jw message board.. .

  is there any news from your brothers on chile ?.

  why do people focus on 'the brothers' in an area with natural disaster?.

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  You have to understand...Earthquakes and other natural disasters are obvious dry runs for armageddon everytime the brothers are spared.
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  Adding to the law

  by Heartbreaker in

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  i was once out in service, and we were talking about peeing when you sneeze.

  yes, this is the conversation content that sisters resorted to sometimes with the longer than necessary drives between calls from one edge of the territory to the other, and back again.. anyway, one sister said that kegels were inappropriate for a true christian woman because it would stir up feelings and desire.

  even if she were married.. talk about adding to the law, or going beyond things written!.

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  Good scripture, Stephen
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  Do you hold any ''responsibility'' for the believing the WTS?

  by RULES & REGULATIONS in

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  jehovah's witnesses are the only people that will inherit life on paradise earth.

  only jehovah's witnesses have the ''truth''.

  the wts is the only ''channel' 'to jehovah.

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  I take no responsibiity as my parents did a poor job brainwashing me into as I knew it was bullshit by 14 was gone by 17.
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  Toyota accelerator goes wild, kills 4 JW's in field service

  by Brocephus in

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  i don't know if any one posted this.

  but the four killed were in field service on a sat morning.

  there was no way they were driving this fast on a dead end road in a residential neighbrohood.

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  Looks like it flipped in the water. Explains why no one survived. It was also an extremely cold day.
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  Your most memorable Kingdom Hall meeting disruptions!

  by easyreader1970 in

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  i remember about twenty years ago some teenagers were caught fornicating in one of the additional schools.

  the schools were downstairs, essentially separated from the rest of the kh.

  they weren't just happened upon, though.

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  The elders just watched. They said later, if he hadn't messed around he wouldn't have gotten beat up.

  LMAO!!!!!!! Ha ha.... Hey I remember my Dad telling me about the brothers watching the stage at the Conventions had to keep their eyes open during prayer b/c legally if someone stormed the stage and took the mic we would have to let them speak if they had the floor because it was a "public" meeting in a "public place". This was in the U.S. Anyone got thoughts on this? I asked him what we would do, he said if the person refused to shut up we would all just leave and let him talk to empty chairs I guess.
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  Your most memorable Kingdom Hall meeting disruptions!

  by easyreader1970 in

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  i remember about twenty years ago some teenagers were caught fornicating in one of the additional schools.

  the schools were downstairs, essentially separated from the rest of the kh.

  they weren't just happened upon, though.

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  Brocephus

  I love this thread.

  1.We had someone take a shot with a pistol at the front door of the KH once from a car passing by while no one was there but the bullet went past the literature counter and across the B school into a picture and the wall. It was cool being a kid we would put our fingers in the bullet hole.

  2. We had a crazy guy that would occasionally come in late sit in the back. Then he would get on his knees and turn around are start pulling crosses and stuff out of a bag and praying real loud.

  That's all I got, I am sure there is more but I blocked it out when I left.... LOL