That brings to mind one elder who use to always make statements like this when he counseled; For ex. "It's good that you enjoy socializing, Jehovah is a happy God and wants us to be happy too. We all want to enjoy company with friends that we love and cherish the association that we get from them. BUT do you THINK is WISEEEEEEEEEE.......to associate with those who are not Jehovah's people, Especially those who are pronounced as APOSTATES." Then he would say "Do you have your Bible handy." I used to HATE THIS!!!!!!
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Most annoying and irritating comments by JWs
by whathehadas insince i'm still suffering in this crackerjacks organization, these are some of statements that just drive me nuts.
1. in service: "we are not here to convert you" funny how jws have the true religion but resort to deception and outright lies in order to get people to listen
2. to other jws: "we won't have to deal with this in the new system" 7 billion evil doers dead and gone, no longer create problems for us
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Most annoying and irritating comments by JWs
by whathehadas insince i'm still suffering in this crackerjacks organization, these are some of statements that just drive me nuts.
1. in service: "we are not here to convert you" funny how jws have the true religion but resort to deception and outright lies in order to get people to listen
2. to other jws: "we won't have to deal with this in the new system" 7 billion evil doers dead and gone, no longer create problems for us
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"Brothers and Sisters, Welcome to the ____ District Convention!" "Friends have you enjoyed this Spiritual feast today!" "It's time for our study." "Did you turn in your time for this month?" "Give your undivided attention to our next discourse." BSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
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Most annoying and irritating comments by JWs
by whathehadas insince i'm still suffering in this crackerjacks organization, these are some of statements that just drive me nuts.
1. in service: "we are not here to convert you" funny how jws have the true religion but resort to deception and outright lies in order to get people to listen
2. to other jws: "we won't have to deal with this in the new system" 7 billion evil doers dead and gone, no longer create problems for us
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Other ones that are quite alarming. "You can't leave, we love you!" "Jehovah loves those he disciplines." "Whatever happens, stay close to Jehovah's Organization!" "The World will eat you up and spit you out!" "Trust me, there is NOTHING out there." "The DEMONS are in this house!" "Get on your knees and PRAY, PRAY for your heart to change!"
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Most annoying and irritating comments by JWs
by whathehadas insince i'm still suffering in this crackerjacks organization, these are some of statements that just drive me nuts.
1. in service: "we are not here to convert you" funny how jws have the true religion but resort to deception and outright lies in order to get people to listen
2. to other jws: "we won't have to deal with this in the new system" 7 billion evil doers dead and gone, no longer create problems for us
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Another one I can't stand "We're almost there, don't give up now" more BS from the rank n file and the GB, seems like you can never do enough to stay in the race.
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Most annoying and irritating comments by JWs
by whathehadas insince i'm still suffering in this crackerjacks organization, these are some of statements that just drive me nuts.
1. in service: "we are not here to convert you" funny how jws have the true religion but resort to deception and outright lies in order to get people to listen
2. to other jws: "we won't have to deal with this in the new system" 7 billion evil doers dead and gone, no longer create problems for us
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LOL Blondie, I asked myself that same question after hearing that Good lesson comment and I could not answer it. The spiritual food must have come out after I escaped to use the Restroom!
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Most annoying and irritating comments by JWs
by whathehadas insince i'm still suffering in this crackerjacks organization, these are some of statements that just drive me nuts.
1. in service: "we are not here to convert you" funny how jws have the true religion but resort to deception and outright lies in order to get people to listen
2. to other jws: "we won't have to deal with this in the new system" 7 billion evil doers dead and gone, no longer create problems for us
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Since I'm still suffering in this crackerjacks organization, these are some of statements that just drive me nuts. 1. In service: "We are not here to convert you" Funny how JWs have the true religion but resort to deception and outright lies in order to get people to listen 2. To other JWs: "We won't have to deal with this in the New System" 7 billion evil doers dead and gone, no longer create problems for us 3. To other JWs: "If it wasn't for the TRUTH, I would be dead now" Funny how joining a organization some how made you stay alive but 99.9999% of unbelievers will die, unless they manage to live for you to knock on their doors 4. To other JWs: "Wait on Jehovah" In other words "Close your mouth and wait till the Elders or GB handle it" 5. To other JWs: "That was a Good lesson" Funny how every Watchtower and Book study is great. These are mine, what are some of yours?
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Most annoying and irritating comments by JWs
by whathehadas insince i'm still suffering in this crackerjacks organization, these are some of statements that just drive me nuts.
1. in service: "we are not here to convert you" funny how jws have the true religion but resort to deception and outright lies in order to get people to listen
2. to other jws: "we won't have to deal with this in the new system" 7 billion evil doers dead and gone, no longer create problems for us
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whathehadas
Since I'm still suffering in this crackerjacks organization, these are some of statements that just drive me nuts. 1. In service: "We are not here to convert you" Funny how JWs have the true religion but resort to deception and outright lies in order to get people to listen 2. To other JWs: "We won't have to deal with this in the New System" 7 billion evil doers dead and gone, no longer create problems for us 3. To other JWs: "If it wasn't for the TRUTH, I would be dead now" Funny how joining a organization some how made you stay alive but 99.9999% of unbelievers will die, unless they manage to live for you to knock on their doors 4. To other JWs: "Wait on Jehovah" In other words "Close your mouth and wait till the Elders or GB handle it" 5. To other JWs: "That was a Good lesson" Funny how every Watchtower and Book study is great These are mine, what are some of yours?
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Out of the Closet
by darkl1ght3r inhi everyone... you might remember me from the username 'darklighter' ... if you don't, no big.
i used to post on here about a year ago.
i was stuck inside the watchtower corporation, with everone around me still believing.
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Hey DL! By the title of the thread I was thinkin you meant something else. LOL but hey welcome to this community. Unlike you, unfortunately I am still in the Borg. I tried to fade but couldn't due to interference from my family. I want to really get out like you. Hey whats your email address? So I can talk to you more in detail, since you seem to be from Cali.
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Fake Knock and Other Sneaky Tactics During Field Service
by sacolton inyeah, i hated "field circus".
i don't like bothering people on saturday mornings about the latest watchtower & awake magazines and try to convert them from their religon to become a jehovah's witness.
so, what i did was just wait until the group passes by and fake knocked.
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whathehadas
This thread and posts is the funniest ever! LOL, keep it goin. Instead of actually fake knocking since its hard to get away with that. I would use "it might be a dog in the yard" excuse, after acting like the trash cans and shrubbery were hiding Cujo. Of course this would only work if the house had a gate and if your partner had not been there recently. Another trick I would do and still do, is walk up to the house but as you reach the porch, slow down considerably as to let your partner feel inclined to knock on the door. Of course this would only work if your partner was over zealous or ignorant to the fact that you have been doing this. OHH Field Service
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Racism in heaven!
by whathehadas innotice everytime the wts has pictures of angels, they are always white with blond or gray hair.
the theme seems to be that holiness is associated with white.
where are the black, latino, asian, philipino, and indian angels?
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Notice everytime the WTS has pictures of angels, they are always white with blond or gray hair. The theme seems to be that holiness is associated with white. Where are the Black, Latino, Asian, Philipino, and Indian angels? If the WTS can't show diversity in the pictures, being as they have never seen a angel before. They should shelve the pictures of spirit creatures! Funny though how the anointed are diverse(except in the GB, 1 black man) and they will have a position in heaven that is higher than the angels. COME ON MAN!!!!