Posts by ApagaLaLuz

ThiChi I sent you a PM regarding this. I went 2 years ago with my friend and her husband, it was her 3 yr old's first time. I only stayed one night but it was so much fun, especially the drive home stinky and dirty :)

We should have a meet up there. I've been wanting to go back, this time without kids. If you have more info would you send it to me?

just might have to go stock up on my camping equipment :)

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How many of you are smokers?

by Joker10 in

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it seems that a lot of people on this board are smokers?

lets get some figures.

ApagaLaLuz

LOL!!!! For the past three days I've been walking around singing "Really Love Your Peaches Wanna Shake Your Treeeeeeee" over and over and over again. Nothing more of the song, just the one line. Today fortunately I thought it had finally left my head.

Thanks Valis! I appreciate it

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JW apologists falling away?

by OHappyDay in

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firpo carr disfellowshipped?

greg stafford in limbo?.

what's happening to all the former defenders of the jw religion?.

ApagaLaLuz

BTW Firpo is not a knight in shining armor for the JW faith. The dude has skeletons.

Yah think Thai?

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How many of you are smokers?

by Joker10 in

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it seems that a lot of people on this board are smokers?

lets get some figures.

ApagaLaLuz

You know those people who always say "I dont smoke..... except when?" I'm one of those people. usually about a pack a week and a half smoker. Only usually when drinking.

p.s. man I hate those people who say that :)

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Experiences Dating after leaving.......

by nemo in

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i am going to embark on an adventure of dating outside of the jw's, i am currently fading so worried people will see me, but so be it.

i have some apprehension just because of all the negetive conitations that exist with worldly people, afraid i will never meet someone outside the organization that could meet my needs.

but i am taking a leap of faith and seeing what will happen.

ApagaLaLuz

I just didn't have the words "no", "absolutely not" and "I don't feel like it" in my vocabulary, and I had to learn the hard way.

Another good point. I forgot about that. Yes make sure you can be strong enough to be able to say these words if a sitution or a person seems shady to you, so you dont end up in a regretable situation. Good advice fanny

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What is the most romantic song ever?!

by imallgrowedup in

there are so many good candidates - i can't decide which i like best between tim mcgraw's "everywhere", and survivor's "the search is over".

anyone else have any nominations?

tim mcgraw .

ApagaLaLuz

with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"

I think this is the most romantic line ever.

Congratulations again NOS!!!!! Journey has some amazing power ballads. Bring back the power ballads I say. And good choice by the way :)

p.s. my aunt fanny: its The Bloodhound Gang. The authors of "You and me baby aint nothing but mammals, so lets do it like they do it on the discovery channel" Gauranteed to kill ANY mood, ANYWHERE, ANYTIME you're welcome

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What is the most romantic song ever?!

by imallgrowedup in

there are so many good candidates - i can't decide which i like best between tim mcgraw's "everywhere", and survivor's "the search is over".

anyone else have any nominations?

tim mcgraw .

ApagaLaLuz

I've long fantasized about my wedding song when Sirius and I get married. I think I've finally narrowed it down.

Sirius, this one's for you:

"A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying"I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert
That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.
It had been a while.
In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.
I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
Name was Russell.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave",
this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',
'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."
Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern,
and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
as I do my little kooky dance.
And then she told me to shush.
I guess she could sense my desperation.
'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
Got to nail her back at her trailer.
Heh. That rhymes.
I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch,
gave the tranny a spin and slid on into
The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop.
There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb",
when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.
Well, my heart just dropped.
So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.
You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice
and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five
in an eighteen-wheeler.
I never thought missing children could be so sexy.
Did I say that out loud?

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

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Experiences Dating after leaving.......

by nemo in

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friends

i am going to embark on an adventure of dating outside of the jw's, i am currently fading so worried people will see me, but so be it.

i have some apprehension just because of all the negetive conitations that exist with worldly people, afraid i will never meet someone outside the organization that could meet my needs.

but i am taking a leap of faith and seeing what will happen.

ApagaLaLuz

sorry, perhaps I should have said it wasnt that strong DURING THE UNCHAPERONED MOMENTS, you see because there are so many of them :) when you're chaperoned dating you think "crap here's a moment, better make good use of it"

at least I did anyway

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you are the Quarry

by Valis in

anyone else get the new morrissey album?

i liked it...especially # 3...otherwise usal morrissey, but no complaints on my part...song # 1 is for simon...eheh.

sincerely,.

ApagaLaLuz

p.s. I remember as a JW teen that EVERYONE were Morrisey and The Cure fanatics. Maybe there's just something about the heaviness of being raised a JW that makes them relate to it.

p.p.s.

And if a double decker bus crashes in to us, to die by your side is teh pleasure the priviledge of miiiiiiiiine:)

(i think anyway)