Posts by ApagaLaLuz

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jehovahs-witness.com dating service?

by happysunshine in

why not have a singles connection section here?

a kind of internet love boat for x-witnesses?

ApagaLaLuz

Young, Single, White, Doe-Eyed, Virgin, JW Female, with no real career qualifications, but can make a mean potato salad for congregation picnics.

Seeks: Young to mature in age (I don't really care), homely looking, Ministerial Servant brother in good standing with the congregation. Must be very spiritually minded with spiritual goals. I will review the notes and number of colors you use to highlight your past study issues of the Watchtower to confirm. Must have a stable career in preferably window washing, janitorial, landscape, or computer building. Please be prepared to make only enough money to fully support me so I can Pioneer full-time, rent a back house behind the retired JW couple in my congregation, and pay the insurance for our one car which I will use to take you to work and pick you up so Ill have transportation for the field. Must have a bad haircut, and not expect me to wear anything not bought at Sears. Please be prepared to not touch my breasts until you have gone in to debt to buy me an engagement and wedding ring, which you cant afford, and get married. Must be willing to fulfill his husbandly sexual duty once a week after the Theocratic Ministry School meeting, and in the missionary position only.

All applicants please contact my Presiding Overseer with your stats, as well as the phone numbers of the Elders in your congregation so that he can check with them regarding your standing in the congregation.

Thank you for your attention..

With Agape Love CHEVY

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Updated Report by Yizuman - Part Two

by Yizuman in

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friends

ok i went to the welfare office this morning.. the case worker was a very nice lady, her name is maria.

all smiles and very friendly too.. she knows about the wal-mart situation and has gotten alot of employees who have gotten fired for whacked out reasons.. she needs some info from wal-mart, but problem is that wal-mart tends to screw with the social workers trying to get info from them and she's had been given alot of run arounds from them before.

so she told me it would be 2-3 weeks before she gets any info from wal-mart before i can get any help from them.

ApagaLaLuz

http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.aspx?id=46289&site=3

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Lingerie Discussion

by pettygrudger in

jw
friends

kay - nuff of the doom,gloom, flame wars & down right negativity - lets discuss women's lingerie!.

with the day of love coming up , i have a few questions for you folks (guys & girls - could get interesting).

seriously though, ladies, do you feel comfortable buying & wearing lingerie?

ApagaLaLuz

I think I need to check out the whole lingerie thing. I have pretty bras, but that's about it. I wanna have a drawer full of sexy things too. My whale pajama pants and holey tshirts haven't been getting much action lately

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Bisexual?

by Sirona in

thread i gave something away about my attitude toward bisexuality and homosexuality.

what do you think of bisexuals?

are you bisexual?

ApagaLaLuz

I consider myself Bisexual. I had a girlfriend for a year. Though for the past 2 years I've only been with men. Of course Lisa Kudro said it best in the movie The Opposite of Sex when she says "Bisexual? Okay, I went to a Bahmizvah (sp?) once, that doesn't make me Jewish."

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New Years Pics are in

by ApagaLaLuz in

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hey everyone, hope you enjoy my new years picture.

what can i say....... so i had a bit to drink.

ApagaLaLuz

Hey.....forgot about this...... just hope everyone understood this was a joke, and not really me :)

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I licked Paul Stanley of KISS on Saturday

by ApagaLaLuz in

i've been meaning to post this for all the music fans out there.

last weekend we were in anaheim for the namm convention.

it's a musician's trade show.

ApagaLaLuz

No he wasn't salty he just tasted like an arm......

I love REO Speedwagon. I once took a real estate class for HUD homes and REO was the name of the class. I kept calling it REO Speedwagon all day, and annoyed the fire out of my friend.

I've finally decided, on my head stone I want it to read "I licked KISS"

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I licked Paul Stanley of KISS on Saturday

by ApagaLaLuz in

i've been meaning to post this for all the music fans out there.

last weekend we were in anaheim for the namm convention.

it's a musician's trade show.

ApagaLaLuz

Meet the President= shake hand

Meet the Queen Mum= curtsey

Meet CHEVY= hug

Meet Mother Theresa= kiss cheeks

Meet KISS= lick arm

It's a rule of society. It absolutely is the thing to do. I was drinking a beer, so I think the alcohol probably disinfected my mouth. By the way Paul Stanley, like my shoes, smells like roses

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I licked Paul Stanley of KISS on Saturday

by ApagaLaLuz in

i've been meaning to post this for all the music fans out there.

last weekend we were in anaheim for the namm convention.

it's a musician's trade show.

ApagaLaLuz

I wouldn't exactly call it prostrating or groveling....... but I mean come on it's KISS. It's not like I got down on my knees to lick him. He maybe an aging rock star. But I don't care, It's f'n' KISS man :)

It's odd that he called it his "arm."

lol at this

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I licked Paul Stanley of KISS on Saturday

by ApagaLaLuz in

i've been meaning to post this for all the music fans out there.

last weekend we were in anaheim for the namm convention.

it's a musician's trade show.

ApagaLaLuz

I've been meaning to post this for all the music fans out there. Last weekend we were in Anaheim for the NAMM convention. It's a musician's trade show. It's not open to the public, you have to either be an exhibitor, buyer, endorsed, or invited. They have alot of musicians there supporting various sponsors. Well on Saturday Paul Stanley from KISS was at the Sameck guitars exhibit. I have a friend who was working that exhibit, so before he went out to sign autographs my friend introduced me.

He offered me an autograph, but I told him what I really wanted to do was lick him. He was in full makeup so I couldn't lick his face, I stood on a box and licked his arm, all the way up to the shoulder. My friend took pictures and i'll be sure and post them once they're in. Woot!! Woot!!

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Something profound just hit me...indulge me a bit?

by truthseekers2 in

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friends

okay, so i'm standing in the bathroom brushing my teeth .

"i believe in god.

the almighty god taught in the bible.

ApagaLaLuz

I believe that if there really is a God. A God of love,

then he can not pick one religion over another. When people are good

 people, loving people, people that genuinely try to make their time

 on earth worth it, God can not deny those people. I do not think God

chooses a Baptist over a Catholic, or a Jehovah's Witness over a Budist,

or a Jew over a Muslim. If there is a god, he would know someone's

true heart regardless of how much time they spend in church or going

door to door. Just like no matter how much time you spend standing in

 a garage it wont make you a car. So someone can spend all the time in

the world at church and not be Christian.

Martin Luther King jr was an adulterer...... do you think if there is a god he would use that against MTKjr and not acknowledge all the good he did for people while alive?