Hey! I cook, I clean, I do windows, I mow lawns, I fix cars, I clean out stopped plumbing, I groom pets, I can even throw in a little song and dance number to go with it. Why do you think I want a slob? So that I can devote ALL of my extra time to cleaning up after him. That is, as long as I'm not putting off doing it :)
What? Still no takers? Guess I'll just have to be content with annoying the hell outta the people around me till Walter finally wises up.