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Let's start our own governing body
by bluecanary ininspired by dt's topic but meant to be entirely humorous.
let's nominate members to our own governing body.
they can each be head of their own department.
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You can't beat a woman
by Gregor inquote of the day.
'whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
if you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
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bluecanary
I've found it! The TRUTH!
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Let's start our own governing body
by bluecanary ininspired by dt's topic but meant to be entirely humorous.
let's nominate members to our own governing body.
they can each be head of their own department.
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bluecanary
Say Blue Canary, are there false prophets in your new system of things?
Yes, there is a moderator "clergy" class that has usurped the God-given role of telling people when to STFU. As only the FDS (Foxiest Damn Sista) which is me should be able to do. These persons will receive their punishment when God wages war with them through me sueing the crap out of them.
(I's kidding, don't smite me Simon!)
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Acquired morality
by lifelong humanist inas a humanist, i meet like-minded people, and accept that they are highly pricipled, moral people, capable of reasoning why they take the stance that they do.
i likewise meet religious people that also fit this description.. most humanists weren't always that way - probably no more than 25% were members of a religion before abandoning it.
those that had a previous religious belief - like myself for 50 years as a born-in, third generation jw, feel that they are now more 'moral' people, and set even higher standards of being honest, fair, reasonable, decent, non-dogmatic, etc.
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bluecanary
I think anything that inspires someone to act in a compassionate way toward fellow humans is good. If people feel like their religion or God does that, then great. It's when people feel like only their religion or God can do that for everyone that I get offended.
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JW Firefighters
by tresdecu injust curious...a good friend of mine, ms and well in tune with the borg, wants to pursue firefighting as a career.
he is about 26 and wants it bad, currently he does some construction and ...ready: windows.
(hahaha yes, i know what everyone would think.
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bluecanary
Fortunately for him, that elder is now "on the way out."
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Let's start our own governing body
by bluecanary ininspired by dt's topic but meant to be entirely humorous.
let's nominate members to our own governing body.
they can each be head of their own department.
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bluecanary
Jeff, that's a great idea for a book series. Better than my first title: "The Divine Scan of My Anus." I was going to reveal how the light of truth shines through all the cracks.
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Let's start our own governing body
by bluecanary ininspired by dt's topic but meant to be entirely humorous.
let's nominate members to our own governing body.
they can each be head of their own department.
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bluecanary
Jeff knows not what he has wrought . . . .
Ooh, there's so many delightfully naughty women to choose from in the Bible. I always loved Jael because she didn't wait around for a man's help to kick ass. But for the purposes of this GB, I will claim Deborah as my anti-type. She spoke for God and on this thread, that's what I do. So if you don't listen to me, you're turning your backs on God himself. Cretins.
On to the prophesying. I haven't had nearly enough to drink to go about this properly so we'll have to muddle through. Now obviously we need a date, so we'll start with my birthday which, this year, the Chinese consider the luckiest date: 09/09/09. And if Jesus coming back isn't the luckiest thing ever, I don't know what is.
Oh, and don't expect to see it when the Man (Son of) is back. It's invisible. Don't worry, I'll let you know he's there.
When Jesus said that "this generation will by no means pass away" he was talking about Star Trek the Next Generation. So the end will come before they stop airing reruns. Or all the actors die, whichever comes last.
I should probably give some kind of medical directive so from this point on there can be no hair transplants. The hair is sacred, otherwise why would the men have to cut it in a particular way and the women have to leave it long to show headship? So it's obviously inappropriate to take hair transplants from someone else or transplant your own hair from another part of your body. Comb-overs are considered grounds for disfellowshipping.
Oh, and the only people going to heaven will be me and whoever buys me a beer.
You can be sure that everything I say is true. Jesus told me so.
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Let's start our own governing body
by bluecanary ininspired by dt's topic but meant to be entirely humorous.
let's nominate members to our own governing body.
they can each be head of their own department.
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bluecanary
dinah, I started the thread and no one's nominated me for anything. I guess some of us just aren't as easily pigeonholed as the rest of these one-dimensional characters.
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JW Firefighters
by tresdecu injust curious...a good friend of mine, ms and well in tune with the borg, wants to pursue firefighting as a career.
he is about 26 and wants it bad, currently he does some construction and ...ready: windows.
(hahaha yes, i know what everyone would think.
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Weren't there some JW firefighters who died at the trade center on 9/11? I thought I remembered an article about that.
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Let's start our own governing body
by bluecanary ininspired by dt's topic but meant to be entirely humorous.
let's nominate members to our own governing body.
they can each be head of their own department.
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bluecanary
Stephen, yes you may chair the Faith Dept. We're governing whatever anyone will let us get away with. That's what all governors do right?
