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  I have a little announcement to make.

  by JWoods in

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  jwoods is sixty years old this morning.. btw, the actual name is james.

  james woods.

  my old logon would not work, so i had to make another..

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  JWoods

  In nine more years, I shall probably not know which end is up. Thanks, Sacremento - for saying it before I zonk on Aricept.
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  I have a little announcement to make.

  by JWoods in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  jwoods is sixty years old this morning.. btw, the actual name is james.

  james woods.

  my old logon would not work, so i had to make another..

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  Ah, now THAT feels a little more like it - thanks, Jeep.

  Did I mention that my Black Lab/Dalmatian mix killed a half-grown possum last night in the pouring rain, signaled it to Mommy, and that James had to get up and put the carcass into the trash?
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  Documentary About The Flood and Noah's Ark

  by Blue Grass in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  about a week or two ago i watched a documentary about the flood in noah's day entitled "in search of noah's ark".

  two things i found very interesting in this program is a theory that one person had about how they believed the flood was caused due to a meteor hitting the ocean creating a tsunami that flooded the entire earth.

  scientist were unanimous in their view that this is a very plausible scenario and that there is no way to rule this possibility out.

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  So I guess that nobody here is going to contribute to my new 2010 expedition to finally go find Noah's Ark for ever and ever?

  You will be sorry when I make the big documentary and sell it to the Christian Network News...
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  the futility of 1-ply vs 2-ply toilet paper (debate)

  by SnakesInTheTower in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  over on my literature burning thread, someone jokingly suggested that when the big a comes i am going to regret not saving that paper for toilet paper..... this made me think of recent discussions my fiancee and i have had on this subject.. when we first started dating about 4 months ago, i would come to their apartment for coffee or dinner...after awhile i started spending the night.

  one thing i noticed was the toilet paper.

  lousy one-ply.

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  JWoods

  And when the bottles are empty - nothing at all?

  Just like what is worn underneath the kilt -
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  the futility of 1-ply vs 2-ply toilet paper (debate)

  by SnakesInTheTower in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  over on my literature burning thread, someone jokingly suggested that when the big a comes i am going to regret not saving that paper for toilet paper..... this made me think of recent discussions my fiancee and i have had on this subject.. when we first started dating about 4 months ago, i would come to their apartment for coffee or dinner...after awhile i started spending the night.

  one thing i noticed was the toilet paper.

  lousy one-ply.

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  JWoods

  Did it ever occur to the original poster that a supplicant could always just FOLD IT OVER ITSELF?

  Much easier than trying to de-laminate the more expensive luxury rolls...
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  I have a little announcement to make.

  by JWoods in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  jwoods is sixty years old this morning.. btw, the actual name is james.

  james woods.

  my old logon would not work, so i had to make another..

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  JWoods

  Happy birthday, James Woods! I really enjoyed you in Against All Odds. You really carried the film.

  I am not that movie actor. I do drive a Ferrari in real life, but never would I take mad-dog ganster killer roles...
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  Charles Darwin film 'too controversial for religious America'

  by leavingwt in

  1. social
  2. current

  telegraph uk: charles darwin film 'too controversial for religious america'.

  a british film about charles darwin has failed to find a us distributor because his theory of evolution is too controversial for american audiences, according to its producer.

  creation, starring paul bettany, details darwin's "struggle between faith and reason" as he wrote on the origin of species.

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  Keyser makes an excellent point - if we can put up with "Dancing with the Network Stars", "last man off the bug-eaters island", "Micheal Moore visits yet another third world tinpot dictatorship", and of course - "The Brady Bunch" -

  then I submit that we are afraid of not very much.
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  I have a little announcement to make.

  by JWoods in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  jwoods is sixty years old this morning.. btw, the actual name is james.

  james woods.

  my old logon would not work, so i had to make another..

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  JWoods

  Do you know, Canary, I was sort of thinking of a little draft of single malt scotch - but you did make me remind of the Martini.

  Shaken but not Stirred.
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  the futility of 1-ply vs 2-ply toilet paper (debate)

  by SnakesInTheTower in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  over on my literature burning thread, someone jokingly suggested that when the big a comes i am going to regret not saving that paper for toilet paper..... this made me think of recent discussions my fiancee and i have had on this subject.. when we first started dating about 4 months ago, i would come to their apartment for coffee or dinner...after awhile i started spending the night.

  one thing i noticed was the toilet paper.

  lousy one-ply.

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  JWoods

  Corncobs.
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  I have a little announcement to make.

  by JWoods in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  jwoods is sixty years old this morning.. btw, the actual name is james.

  james woods.

  my old logon would not work, so i had to make another..

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  JWoods

  That's a lot of candles to blow out...think you can do it, old man?

  I have an air compressor in the garage - right upside all the penis extensions...