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  Heads up, the Local Needs part this week is a special talk on blood transfusions.

  by miseryloveselders in

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  a brother called me to ask who was delivering the talk at our hall.

  i didn't know what he was talking about.

  he then explained to me that this week, for the local needs, congregations across the us will have a brother deliver a special outline on blood transfusions.. .

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  foolsparadise

  Its probably the stupid talk where they hand out the power of attorney so they cant be sued by the courts.
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  I used to take the talk schedule off the back board and make "adjustments"

  by foolsparadise in

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  towards the end of my untheocratic worship i would make sure no one was looking and i would x out peoples names on the school schedule writing canceled or i would draw arrows from one persons talk to anothers as if they had switched talks because of going out of town or something..

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  foolsparadise

  Towards the end of my untheocratic worship i would make sure no one was looking and I would x out peoples names on the school schedule writing canceled or I would draw arrows from one persons talk to anothers as if they had switched talks because of going out of town or something.
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  Americas Most Hated Family

  by hotchocolate in

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  just watching a video on you tube that made me ill. .

  i remember watching this type of stuff as a witness and thinking they were obviously loco... funny how you don't see the blaringly obvious match to the jehovah's witness religion until the brainwashing stops.. watch from 6:28 .... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yh3hz4cgnpy&feature=topvideos.

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  Not as bad?? They are exactly the same if not worse. My dad is a JW elder and is worse than this girls father.
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  I slept in my car and counted time while I was pioneering

  by foolsparadise in

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  me and another friend of mine would leave the field service group and go to a store parking lot and sleep counting our time.

  good times.

  we'd also go see rated r movies instead of going door to door, all the while counting time.

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  Me and another friend of mine would leave the field service group and go to a store parking lot and sleep counting our time. Good times. We'd also go see rated R movies instead of going door to door, all the while counting time. We used the old conduct counts as time.
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  At meeting for field service I wouldnt say prayer. I hid in the bathroom

  by foolsparadise in

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  if i was the only brother other than the conductor i would purposfully get up and go wait in the bathroom so he wouldnt ask me to say prayer..

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  foolsparadise

  If I was the only brother other than the conductor I would purposfully get up and go wait in the bathroom so he wouldnt ask me to say prayer.
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  When going in Street work who left mags at laundry mats?

  by foolsparadise in

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  we would go to laundry mats and leave magazines for people to read and actually count them as placements.

  the funny thing is there would already be watchtowers in the laundry mat so we would just take them and leave ours and still count them.

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  We would go to laundry mats and leave magazines for people to read and actually count them as placements. The funny thing is there would already be watchtowers in the laundry mat so we would just take them and leave ours and still count them
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  Anyone ever fake ring the doorbell when going door to door?

  by foolsparadise in

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  when i used to pioneer i would press to the side of the doorbell and act like i pressed it and then say "oh i think the bell must be broken".

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  When I used to pioneer I would press to the side of the doorbell and act like I pressed it and then say "oh I think the bell must be broken"
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  Pioneering is NOT a requirement for April!

  by stillstuckcruz in

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  i'm 20 years old.

  baptized in 07'.

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  Dont tell them anything. Just give them blank stares as if they are talking to a wall. They will soon get sick of being ignored and will soon ignore you.
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  JW family killed coming home from meeting

  by startingover in

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  it actually happened right next to a kh, but not the one they apparently attended even though they lived right by it.

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  http://www.fresnobee.com/2011/04/01/2332870/car-chase-ends-with-3-killed-in.html.

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  This happens all the time to EVERY family. Not just JWs. It also happened to JESUS. Everyone dies and no one knows how or when it will happen. More than likely God if he exists has died as well. Thats why he never helps women and children who are raped and murdered. Because he is no longer...
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  My friend said to me JWS are not a CULT

  by foolsparadise in

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  i said back to him - "if it looks like a duck and it quacks like a duck and it walks like a duck then its a duck!

  " he got a strange look on his face like everything just clicked.

  then he started laughing like he knew i was right..

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  I said back to him - "If it looks like a duck and it quacks like a duck and it walks like a duck then its a duck!" He got a strange look on his face like everything just clicked. Then he started laughing like he knew I was right.