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  Most Ridiculous Thing You've Ever Been Counseled On

  by MrFreeze in

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  2. experiences

  i'm sure topics like this have already come up but they tend to get hilarious with the absolute absurdity that goes on in the kh.

  i was once counseled for not shaving after two days.

  i was also counseled by a sister for eating lucky charms cereal.

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  littlebird

  I couldn't take a job at a medium security prison, because there is too much demonic influence.

  I can't talk to my best, then jw, friend about my problems with my husband. I could only talk to my husband.

  I shouldn't have let my kids watch, starwars, lord of the rings, wizard of oz, ...........you name it.

  They removed bs from our house because my gay son had to move in with us temporarily, even though we let an elder before we agreed to have it at our house.

  Of course, I was never out in service enough, even though I lived 45 miles from the hall, I should be more like the witness who swim through alligator infested waters to go out in field service.
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  Poor Sex Offender Can't Go To Meetings!!!

  by minimus in

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  2. friends

  jonathan perfetto in new hampshire is fighting his case in concord new hampshire's courts.

  he was convicted of having child pornography on his computer a few years ago.

  he very much wants to go to the meetings but the sentence he was given prohibits him from having any association with children.

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  littlebird

  Ya know, probably the only reason the congregation will know about it is because it made the news. What if it hadn't? Would the parents be warned? I doubt it. A chaparone? Please, they cant chaparone a large gathering from horny teenagers, much less a pedophile right there in their midst.
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  If your AVATAR could speak then???

  by hamsterbait in

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  2. friends

  if your avatar could have a voice, (for the days when computers routinely read out posts audibly).

  whose voice would you choose?.

  a poster here thinks my avatar would speak with the mellifluous sexy "mel gibson baritone".

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  littlebird

  Mine would have the voice of Zsa Zsa Gabor and say " Dont stand under me , darling. "
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  this lurker's first post.

  by dances with smurfs in

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  2. friends

  :|.

  ...........im gonna go have an anxiety attack now.

  lol.

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  littlebird

  Nice to have you!
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  I Love EVERYBODY!!!!

  by minimus in

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  2. friends

  i love every color, every nationality, every ethnic group, every body!!!.

  how about you?

  let's start a love in..

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  littlebird

  I love the color red. I love the nation of America. I love ethical people. I love lots of bodies.
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  Update on Ray, I think this needs a new thread

  by coffee_black in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  updating,.

  it is confirmed that cynthia will be signing the papers this morning to remove ray from life support.

  if anyone has posted their address on the internet, it is requested that you remove it for the safety of cynthia and those who are with her.

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  littlebird

  My condolences to Cynthia, I appreciate the sacrifices you & Ray made, so the rest of us could have our eyes opened.

  Rest in peace, Ray.
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  Recent Example of Molestation Policy

  by xelder in

  1. watchtower
  2. child-abuse

  in the 80's a very righteous elder in our congregation was caught molesting his 2 stepdaughters.

  he was df'd.

  within 5 years he was 60 miles down the road serving as an elder in another congregation.

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  littlebird

  OOps, sorry I didn't realize this thread was 8 mos old. I wonder what happened?
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  Are you an active Jw or an ex-jw?

  by XPeterX in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  active unbaptised publisher here.you?

  (though i already know the answer for some people).

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  littlebird

  I disassociated myself. I didn't do anything to get myself disfellowshipped and I wanted them to stop sheparding (bothering) me.
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  Recent Example of Molestation Policy

  by xelder in

  1. watchtower
  2. child-abuse

  in the 80's a very righteous elder in our congregation was caught molesting his 2 stepdaughters.

  he was df'd.

  within 5 years he was 60 miles down the road serving as an elder in another congregation.

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  littlebird

  He shouldn't have contact at all with children. Period. Tell him to listen to the meetings over the phone. I bet he'll lose interest in the meetings all together when he finds out he's not going to have the access to the kids like he probably thought he would.
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  Does "God" Exist?

  by minimus in

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  do you believe in "god" at all?.

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  littlebird

  Yes. My question is "Does Minimus exist?"