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  Finish This Sentence....You Know you're a JW teenager If....

  by doodle-v in

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  during class the teacher asks "who all plan to go to college?

  " and you shrink down in your seat in an effort to become invisible as everyone in the class raises their hand.

  -doodle-v. your turn!

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  fluke

  - If you dont really know what it all means, even though you can say the right words...

  - If on your study with an elder you just sit thinking, if this is the truth you will know what I'm thinking...

  - If on your study all you can think of is, "I cant say it, I cant tell you I masturbate..."

  - If once you have confessed to playing with your girlfriends nice fruntal bits the elder then places his own hands on himself to make sure we all understand where the 'breasts' are... (I could have done without that image...)
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  CO visit provides preview of April generation change!

  by agent zero in

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  i thought the april wt's brazen generation doctrine change would barely get an official mention before nor after the two paragraphs that deal with it, but yesterday i went to the circuit overseer's visit and in a talk from a bethel outline, he specifically mentioned the change, and i quote... "the very very very newest information we have available, from the april 15th 2010 watchtower!

  " ..reads the infamous paragraphs.. and then, "isn't that wonderful brothers and sisters?

  so now we understand that it means that brother russell's life overlapped with brother rutherford's who's life overlapped (he went through them all), so clearly, this means the end is near.".

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  I think its a case of wanting to belive... Lets say that most were brought up on this stuff, thats a heavy weight to bear...

  The others though, who converted... ??? Who knows... Wanting dead loved to come back, live forever... Who knows what heart string the WT are pulling... And what people let themselves be kept for...
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  Influx Of Newbies

  by snowbird in

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  so many lately!.

  come on in, stand up tall!.

  sylvia.

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  fluke

  Yes welcome... :)

  Although, i'm sure I'm still a semi-newbie...
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  The 100th Monkey

  by startingover in

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  the 100th monkeythe japanese monkey, macaca fuscata, had been observed in the wild for a period of over 30 years.. in 1952, on the island of koshima, scientists were providing monkeys with sweet potatoes dropped in the sand.

  the monkey liked the taste of the raw sweet potatoes, but they found the dirt unpleasant.. an 18-month-old female named imo found she could solve the problem by washing the potatoes in a nearby stream.

  she taught this trick to her mother.

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  fluke

  Thats awesome... LOL!!!
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  The Pagan Christ

  by poopsiecakes in

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  has anyone read this book?

  i haven't, but i just watched a documentary on it.

  the author's premise is that the idea of jesus as a god coming to earth came out of egyptian mythology and that there is no real archeological evidence that jesus actually existed.

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  fluke

  Look up zietgeist in youtube

  http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=zeitgeist+movie&search_type=&aq=6s

  Bassically, the whole bible was taken from other religions and stories previously told to people...
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  The 100th Monkey

  by startingover in

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  the 100th monkeythe japanese monkey, macaca fuscata, had been observed in the wild for a period of over 30 years.. in 1952, on the island of koshima, scientists were providing monkeys with sweet potatoes dropped in the sand.

  the monkey liked the taste of the raw sweet potatoes, but they found the dirt unpleasant.. an 18-month-old female named imo found she could solve the problem by washing the potatoes in a nearby stream.

  she taught this trick to her mother.

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  wicked video...

  I was told about it... I couldn't be bothered to look it up... :)
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  Challenge to board:I know the one problem with JW's & Christians in one word.Do You?

  by chapstick in

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  Trust
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  The 100th Monkey

  by startingover in

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  the 100th monkeythe japanese monkey, macaca fuscata, had been observed in the wild for a period of over 30 years.. in 1952, on the island of koshima, scientists were providing monkeys with sweet potatoes dropped in the sand.

  the monkey liked the taste of the raw sweet potatoes, but they found the dirt unpleasant.. an 18-month-old female named imo found she could solve the problem by washing the potatoes in a nearby stream.

  she taught this trick to her mother.

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  fluke

  I present the facts, I make no conclusions...

  And certainly, I wont ridicule your posts...
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  New discovery.

  by AK - Jeff in

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  what do you make of this?.

  http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8583254.stm.

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  fluke

  A-huh... The original eastern people... The Pre-historic Oriental... :)
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  The 100th Monkey

  by startingover in

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  the 100th monkeythe japanese monkey, macaca fuscata, had been observed in the wild for a period of over 30 years.. in 1952, on the island of koshima, scientists were providing monkeys with sweet potatoes dropped in the sand.

  the monkey liked the taste of the raw sweet potatoes, but they found the dirt unpleasant.. an 18-month-old female named imo found she could solve the problem by washing the potatoes in a nearby stream.

  she taught this trick to her mother.

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  fluke

  Errrrr... I dont know... I wouldn't want to discredit it or back this theory up... ???

  Anyway, I do know that in England we had this thing that happened to our sheep...

  2 sheep had figured out a way to cross the gated floor... Essentially, this floor allows car tires to roll over them and prevents anilmals legs to go over...

  Well, these sheep started to roll across the gated floor instead... Then were able to wonder in new feilds and eat the grass that they previously didn't... Though the interesting thing about this was... One was in the north and one in the far south of Engand... They did this within hours of each other, the same day...