Jehovah [we, the authors of this article] does not want his servants [you, the readers] to rush
through a reading of his Word [especially the Watchtower]. He told Joshua of
ancient times: “This book of the law should not depart
from your mouth, and you must in an undertone
read in it day and night.” (Josh. 1:8; Ps. 1:2)
Does this instruction require that
you literally utter in a low voice all the
words you read from Genesis to Revelation?
No. It means that you should read [the Watchtower] at a
pace that allows for meditation.
When you read the Bible [and the Watchtower] “in an undertone,”
it will help you to fix attention
on portions [of the Watchtower] that are especially useful
and encouraging to you at that moment.
On finding such phrases, verses, or accounts [or paragraphs in study articles],
read them slowly, perhaps forming
the words with the tongue and lips [you know what those are, right?
They're right on the front part of your head, just above your chin
and below your nose].
The full weight of a Scriptural point [as explained by the Watchtower] may
strike you [like a spiritual sledgehammer] in a deeply personal way
[going right into your teeth, which are, as you no doubt have learned once
you discovered where your tongue and lips were, also in the same area of your head]. Why
is this important? Because [what good is abuse if I can't beat
the hell out of you? Where's the fun in that?] getting the
sense of God’s counsel gives you strong
motivation [like a swift kick to the pants, front or back, our choice]
to put it into practice [do as we tell you, "Caleb, I'm so proud of you for OBEYING!"].