Reading in an undertone is helpful
when you consider Bible books that are
unfamiliar to you [which is like, all of them,
I mean, when was the last time you read several
verses in succession that wasn't at a meeting?].
To illustrate, imagine
three scenarios [try really hard, I know imagination is
far beyond you, but try anyway]. First, think of a young
Christian brother whose personal reading
program has taken him to the prophecy
of Hosea [making him just a little curious about
what making out with a 'wife of fornication' must be like,
oh, and it's a lot of fun, until she quits her job and starts
cleaning the oven at 1 in the morning, then, not so much].
In chapter 4, he pauses
after reading verses 11 to 13 in an undertone.
(Read Hosea 4:11-13.) ["Of their wooden idol my people
keep inquiring"? "Their own hand staff keeps telling them?"
So is this about, you know, cleaning the pipes?] Why?
Those verses catch his attention because [of the sexual metaphor]
he has been struggling to resist immoral
pressures in school [because yellow plaid shirts tucked into khakis
are unbelievably sexy to the girls at school, I had to beat them off of me].
He reflects on the
verses and thinks: ‘Jehovah sees the bad
things people do even in private. I do
not want to offend him.’ The brother resolves
to remain morally clean before
God [and stop touching his "own hand staff"].