Posts by jacquicortez

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The hell with the lions and lambs

by leec in

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if they could guarantee me that, in paradise, i could be permanently 25 y.o.

and date the entire cadre of women's halfpipe contenders from tonight ... i am so there..

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i always thought those paradise pictures were boring. everyone sitting around in the middle of nowhere

on a picnic...i hate picnics...and i hate being in the middle of nowhere.

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Should Tiger Woods apologize publicly to the woman he had an affair with?

by journey-on in

leave it to gloria allred to grab the limelight.

she and her client, the ex-porn star, want tiger to apologize to her.

do you think he should?

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No! I don't care about his affairs or anything else...the only people he should give an apolgy to is his family maybe close friends.

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anybody here from illinois?

by NINfan05 in

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Just write something completely goofy!

by awildflower in

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so this is inspired by my favorite poet edgar allen john doe!

sometimes we just need to say something completely goofy to relieve tension and have fun.

the pineapple king, with a feather in his hat and a spring in his step, finally helped the chicken cross the road!.

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I'm so mu*tha (BLEEP) turned up right now...someone please turn gucci man down!

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I am a bit dissappointed

by fleshyheadedmutant in

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first, let me say that this is not my first post.

i am actually quandry.

my avatar was a little monkey with a bottle of wine.

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I remember you....i have a new name too. i tried looking for some of my old posts

but i can't remember my previous name. I have a million log on names and passwords

for work that i have to change constantly. i can't remember anymore. I believe i was poppy or poppie

but the poppie that is listed isnt me...oh well welcome back.

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How come people with the least means of supporting themselves ''Pioneer'' ?

by RULES & REGULATIONS in

my cousin told me last week that for the month of february she was ''pioneering''.

here is a person who was divorced 2 years ago and had to move in with her mom because she can't afford to live on her own .she only works 4 days a week.

she pays $600 every 2 months for health insurance because she is self-employed.

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most of all the pioneers at my kh were sisters who didnt work and husband's took care of them

most of them had husbands that were non-jw's. I hated the way they would bad mouth their

husbands. they always discouraged the younger sisters from pioneering. I think they didnt want

others to know that they werent doing anything special. whenever i would meet for service during

the week (when most pioneers are out everyone else is working) they always had some bible study

that only sister "so n so" could go on. or special return visits that required the help of another pioneer.

i think they were out shopping and eating... counting time. I would go to the mall and lo and behold

i would run into all the pioneers. shopping and preaching? very little door to door was done during the week

oh they saved that for the hard working rank and file. they would have to spend their only days off completing

territory. i used to think "why don't they get some of this done during the week?" they meet at the hall then

go their separate ways doing whatever.

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JW Tall Tales

by lancelink in

recently i was cleaning my bookcase and found an old book that i enjoyed as a child.

it had stories in it such as paul bunyan, pecos bill, and john henry.

while these stories are fictional, i enjoyed them because they were entertaining, and easy to understand.. fast forward to the late 70's when i was a teenager sitting at the ca hall in janesville wisconsin.. the speaker was explaining the great sacrifice god made in sending his son down to earth to die for all mankind.

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I remember how they used to always talk about how "russell, rutherford" (i can't remember which)

was thrown in Jail for the preaching work or whatever. I used to think to myself "so what!"

people have been killed and some have spent half in not their whole lives in jail and have been innocent

so what they spent what a month or two a few days or whatever in jail...

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JW Tall Tales

by lancelink in

recently i was cleaning my bookcase and found an old book that i enjoyed as a child.

it had stories in it such as paul bunyan, pecos bill, and john henry.

while these stories are fictional, i enjoyed them because they were entertaining, and easy to understand.. fast forward to the late 70's when i was a teenager sitting at the ca hall in janesville wisconsin.. the speaker was explaining the great sacrifice god made in sending his son down to earth to die for all mankind.

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as a kid those smurf stories were horrible. I had to spend a week at the home of some relatives

that were not jw's. In fact they were big time catholics anyway my cousin had a life sized smurf

in the bedroom that i slept in. They had huge dog so i would call her to come in the room so i could get

some sleep. i thought if the smurf moved the dog would bark and warn me. i kept my eye on that smurf

but it never moved or talked:)

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Worst Witness Wedding Experience?

by spawn in

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we went to oz for a wedding of a brother and sister from the sydney bethel.

it was the most bizzare wedding of all time, the cake was a multi coloured telitubby creation and the veggie food option was baby octopus and squid, the alcohol was free flowing and all bethelites in attendance took full advantage.

we were sat listening to the speaches and it was getting rowdier and rowdier and some of the language was rather unscriptual to say the least, as it was mixed jw and non jw we were surprised to find that all of this noise came from the bethelites.

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My cousin wedding: Her dad paid quite a bit of money to have a nice reception.

but they were not prominent in the cong. JW's rsvp'd but didnt show. It was quited sad

my uncle was really mad about it.

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COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT: now open for business

by Terry in

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here is your chance to complain.. what is really bothering you and what would you like to see happen?.

go on, let it out; let it all out.

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i'm tired of people talking about taxes. i hate this time of year! taxes taxes taxes..... where is my w2....all the stupid

"we got your back" HNR block comercials. I HATE IT! if i hear the word tax one more time i'm going to scream.