Then get some New System undershorts--you know, the metal kind, with a padlock...
GLTirebiter
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Paradise Earth. What will it be like?
by punkofnice inparadise earth!!
if the wtb$ gb were right (work with me here.
i don't believe they even know how to tie their own shoe laces let alone be correct about this), what would life in a paradise earth be like?.
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Paradise Earth. What will it be like?
by punkofnice inparadise earth!!
if the wtb$ gb were right (work with me here.
i don't believe they even know how to tie their own shoe laces let alone be correct about this), what would life in a paradise earth be like?.
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GLTirebiter
QUESTION: What would happen if you fell off a waterfall? Would you live?
QUESTION: what if a branch fell out of a tree (widow maker) and hit you. Would you live?
Answer: Such events are Jehovah's way of purging unclean elements from the New System. In the new Paradise Earth, Jehovah is once again making his will known by direct physical action, just as he did in the days of Lot. Don't mourn the evil apostates whom Jehovah chooses to annihilate, evidently they are spiritually weak, trying to return to the wicked ways of Babylon the Great. Whatever happens to them, happens because they fail to strengthen their dedication to our Kingom Ministry. Stand fast and heed the theocratic food distributed at the proper time by the Annointed Class in these last days of the Thousand Year Reign. This is no time to relax; time is short until all the prophecies will be fulfilled!
That's what Paradise Earth will be like!
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My battle with a JW and she went and SNITCHED on me!
by PinkPajamasx ini haven't posted in awhile but i read your posts everyday from my iphone.
ok, a friend on facebook posted a question.
he is in no way religious but he asked what's the man upstairs name.
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GLTirebiter
just quote her 2nd john 1:7
Read verses 10-11 while you're at it!
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Judge dismisses Jehovah's Witness' "wrongful life" lawsuit - Dr. saved live with a blood transfusion
by Elsewhere inno, this is not satire or a joke.
a jw seriously sued a dr. for "wrongful life" after the dr. saved her life with a blood transfusion.. .
http://www.silive.com/news/index.ssf/2011/08/judge_dismisses_wrongful_life.html.
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GLTirebiter
Her husband, who had authority as her health-care proxy, signed the form on his wife's behalf, said court records.
because she was already pregnant when she first saw Dr. Fuchs in September 2003 she wasn't a candidate to donate her own blood for storage
Those documents said there was no dispute that Ms. DiGeronimo needed the transfusion to live.
Why did this case take years in court? There was legitimate consent. It was necessary, medically appropriate treatment.
I suspect this suit was filed, at least in part, as a CYA action to avoid being DF'ed: "It was the doctor's fault--I didn't want it, but he did it anyway!"
I hope the doctor and hospital won a judgement for attorney's fees and court costs. It is a travesty that this suit was ever filed.
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Dispelling JW Myths: Faithful and Discreet Slave
by AuldSoul inmatthew 24:45-51 who really is the faithful and discreet slave whom his master appointed over his domestics, to give them their food at the proper time?
happy is that slave if his master on arriving finds him doing so.
truly i say to you, he will appoint him over all his belongings.. .
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I consider this part of Matthew's gospel to be one of the series of related teachings in chapters 24 and 25. The other passages (Days of Noah--Mt 24:37-39, one taken and one left--MT24:30-42, the coming of the thief--Mt 24:43-44, the Faithful Servant--MT 24:45-51, the virgins and the lamps--MT 25:1-13, parable of the talents [again discussing a "wise servant"]--MT25:14-30) are on the topic "be faithful, do what is right, because you never know when the time will come." These passages aren't about God appointing somebody else to be "the faithful servant" to rule over us, they are telling us--each and every one of us-- to be like the wise servant.
We may think you have time to make up for it before the master arrives, but we probably won't. The day of reckoning is coming when we least expect it, and in all likelihood that will be long before The Last Day. So we'd better start behaving as if there is no tomorrow, because for any one of us there just might not be a tomorrow.
That makes a lot more sense than contorting one of these passages into a prophecy about a group of middle-aged men living 19 or 20 centuries later!
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district convention vs. surgery...not kidding
by oompa inwife has been to two already....hers and another with a gf for a gf weekend dc thingy....her cuz has a part on the dc about two hours away and she wants to see him and fam......so taaaadaaaaa my elder/dad is taking me to the hospital.....the good ol...we can talk to you if it is a family emergency option overide ......good god (not) this is so insane....i feel like i am the twilight zone...........oompa.
i mean morals...natural inborn morals....that you love and protect your family and you show them love and not just say it......
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I'm glad the surgery went well. So, you went to a JWD apostate birthday party after your wife went to the DC while you were in surgery? That sounds like payback time to me (hee hee)! I hope you had a really uplifting time at the party!
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A pack of ravenous Dubs ruined my Anniversary brunch with my wife
by unshackled inits my wife's and i first anniversary today.
believe it or not, we are doing just fine despite being "worldly".
heck, my wife has never even been a jw and i've been a heathen for many years now.
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Congratulations and happy anniversary!
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Told my Parents about me joining the Military.
by lucky1rish inso, i'm back, and many of you wanted me to post the unfolding drama that is my life at the moment.. last week i came out and told my father that i was in the navy, and was going to be trying out for aviation search air rescue.
it's an extensive rate, and one that has a 40% failure rate among those who qualify.
so needless to say, i do nothing but run and swim.. anyways, the reaction was what i expected.
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GLTirebiter
Did you ask your mother exactly who is "giving up their family" here?
Thank you for your service, seaman lucky1rish. Because of the Watchtower attidudes you must deal with, you must sacrifice more than many others to offer it.
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Jehovah's Witnesses with OBVIOUS drinking problems?
by lovelylil inhi guys, been a while since i've posted.
summer is very busy at my job, lots of ot, which is good because winter is slow and i barely get my f/t hours.
anyway, i had to post this to see if anyone has seen a similiar situation in their congregation.. i drive a lot for work, do home visits for a local visiting nurse association.
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I suspect there's a common cause. Both alcohol and high-control groups can fill the same emotional holes; they are two different ways to cover up the pain. I'm not saying that this is always the case, or mostly the case--only that a significant number of people do need something to lean on, and either booze or the Watchtower can be that crutch.
Handle them with mercy: "There, but for the grace of God, go I!"
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How long do JWs visit before giving up?
by skeeter1 init's like, how many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb...... so, i dropped by someone's house last weekend this person was raised in the watchtower cult, and has been around it for several decades.
nice person, but not active in the meetings, never in service, and never baptised, etc.
rarely goes to the meetings - perhaps once every 2 months.
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If they have even a glimmer of hope, they will keep coming by. You must be the broken record: "I'm not interested"..."Thank you, but I'm not interested"..."Please don't bother, because I'm not interested". Most Witnesses, not all, have enough sense that they eventually get the message. But one little slip, giving a little ray of hope by talking, debating with them, or taking a magazine, and it's as if you offered a permanent invitation for return visits. Unless that's what you want, never engage with them--and that's the problem your friend has: having been involved, and because he goes to an occassional meeting, he's near the top of the prospect list, and it takes persistence to get off of it (barring a juicy JC, which doesn't seem likely in this case).