Posts by cheerios

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Is this a joke or what?

by slimboyfat in

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friends

i am reading old awakes!

at the moment from the link that was posted recently and it's pretty surreal.

check out this paragraph on page 16 of the january 8th magazine "what a man!

Rocks picked up on a California beach ignite in womans pocket.

by I quit! in

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friends

this is pretty strange.

this happened at a very popular beach in south orange county, ca.. .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuyqrtxv6gg.

clearly you are all wrong. what really happened is that Jehooby made the rocks cry out the message of the Good News of the Kingdom and when the woman didn't listen, the rocks called down fire on her pants.

So, brothers and sisters, clearly we can see that the time of the end evidently is imminent. With the increase in pants ignition from ordinary rocks, the mighty Joe-hobo-oover is preparing to close the door of the Greater Ark and drive his celestial chariot over all the wicked world, turning all nonbelievers (and nonsubscribers) into righteous roadkill.

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Is this summation of the JW preaching work fair?

by nicolaou in

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"if you consistently reject our message you will deserve the death our god brings upon you"..

cheerios

dont forget: "when joohoover keels you, i will move into ur nice house"

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Beer tastes yucky

by mrsjones5 in

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friends

i've tried and tried to like beer but i just can't.

if that sounds juvenile (with is really funny cuz i'm soon to be 47) so be it.

my hubby, on the other hand, loves beer and ale especially wheat beers.

cheerios

cant blame me for trying :P

tell hubby to share!

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Beer tastes yucky

by mrsjones5 in

jw
friends

i've tried and tried to like beer but i just can't.

if that sounds juvenile (with is really funny cuz i'm soon to be 47) so be it.

my hubby, on the other hand, loves beer and ale especially wheat beers.

cheerios

its okay .. can i haz ur beerz?? :D

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Beer tastes yucky

by mrsjones5 in

jw
friends

i've tried and tried to like beer but i just can't.

if that sounds juvenile (with is really funny cuz i'm soon to be 47) so be it.

my hubby, on the other hand, loves beer and ale especially wheat beers.

cheerios

mrs. jones! and you were my favourite poster too :(

oh the humanity

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Sharing a happifying experience

by kurtbethel in

several people at a devival share stories about how wonderful they are for pioneering and door knocking.

the young lad who gives the first experience is especially happifying.. http://www.centralprint.net/jwtalks/circuit/2011%20sad%20ca%203b/06%20aaron%20martino%20-%20experiences.mp3.