Posts by cyberjesus

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Churches of men hear what the Lord says about you and take heed

by Chris_Trumpet4Yahweh in

http://trumpetcallofgodonline.com/index.php5?title=churches_of_men%2c_hear_the_word_of_the_lord.

may god bless those who have ears to hear his warning and give heed.

glory be to our father in heaven forever and ever, amen.. [edited to make link clickable].

cyberjesus

Does posting on this board counts for your time card?

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given that the god of the old testament & the new testament don't seem to match up, and our first impression of god may be based on our parents, and the many progressive christian religions that stress god's love and grace, we probably all have completely different ideas of who god is; if he/she does exist.

i always thought god was a strict, bad-tempered kill-joy..

cyberjesus

She is a bitch, and a transexual!

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Are any of you addicted to your new sexual revolution?

by Coffee House Girl in

now that i am free from my bonds to an organization dictating to me what i can and cannot do (in bed included), i cannot stop.....i feel like an addict on coke or something, i have been with my bf for eight months now, and perhaps it is a combination of the newness of a sexual relationship with the release from my spiritual bonds, but....i feel like a cat in heat 24/7.

of course my bf is not complaining even though i see he is physically tired parts of the day that i actually leave him alone (to go to work or sleep after hours of lovemaking).

i wonder if anyone else has gone through similar experience.

cyberjesus

she hasnt posted back.... so I guess shes been busy having sex?

Mary Mother of Jesus just got baptized by our buddies the mormons.

by cyberjesus in

mormons practice the baptism of the dead.

i was browsing a mormon website and apparently mary the mother of jesus just got baptized on december 9, 2009. since she was jewish she never got the chance to get baptized, so thanks to the mormons now she can go to heaven :-).

if you ever feel sad for believing so many lies for so long, be happy we are not alone :-) .

cyberjesus

Mormons practice the baptism of the dead. I was browsing a mormon website and apparently Mary the mother of Jesus Just got baptized on December 9, 2009. Since she was Jewish she never got the chance to get baptized, so thanks to the mormons now she can go to heaven :-)

If you ever feel sad for believing so many lies for so long, be happy we are not alone :-)

Read the whole thread

http://www.exmormonforums.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=3069

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Jehovah and the Munchausen Syndrome

by Terry in

what is munchausen by proxy syndrome?.

one of the most harmful forms of child abuse, munchausen by proxy syndrome was named after baron von munchausen, an eighteenth-century german dignitary known for telling outlandish stories.

a parent will induce illness or injury in their own child and then take the victim in to the hospital to be seen as the heroic savior.. typically, the perpetrator feels satisfied when he or she has the attention and sympathy of doctors, nurses, and others who come into contact with him or her and the child.. because the parent or caregiver appears to be so caring and attentive, often no one suspects any wrongdoing.. .

cyberjesus

So how mature were Adam and Eve? was Adam created with a Child like mentality? apparentely not because God address him as an adult. Then Adam spent time by himself, therefore he became more experience, he gained knowledge he just didnt know how to classify it. Now was Eve created with a child like mentality? with the same mentality as Adam when he was created or with the advanced mentality that Adam had now that Eve was created?

If she wasnt as mature as Adam, then Gods own Son who was far more advanced, intelligent and experienced than Adam and Eve deceived Eve who had a very inmmature mentality. Sort of like deceiving a little girl. That I would call the God syndrome.

So God gave Adam the tasks of having lots of sex, rule his offspring and name animals. Would all those tasks make Adam smarter, wiser? Now the task of naming animals brings another point. Names are just words that are part of a languange. If the animals didnt have names it means that the language God gave Adam was incomplete since it lacked the words to describe animals. The language was faulty. Adam corrected that and he completed the languange adding the words to describe the animals. I wonder what other words were missing in that vocabulary? Since the language lacked animal names I wonder how God called them when he created them. "furry things"?

Now how smart was to give him that task when only four generations after Noah, There would be tons of other new languages that this time did have animal names.

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A Very Solomn Warning!

by wannabe in

a very solemn warning!.

how many people today really understand the bible?

would we believe that, some or any, for that matter, of the mainline religious leader's of christendom's great system of religion, understand the bible well enough to teach it to their flock's?

cyberjesus

you lost me at "warning"

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How Do People Like Sir 82 & Others Who Are Active JWs Do It ???

by minimus in

jw
friends

i appreciate any who tell us what the latest co's talk is about or what was said at the meetings.

i just don't know how you can do it.

knowing that the "truth" is false and even laughable, it boggles my mind that you can still go, listen to the spiritual bullshit and maintain.. how do you do it?.

cyberjesus

I don't beleive in Jesus or God

Actually disbelief is not a reason to get Dfd only sins, and not believing is not a sin.

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Linguistics misunderstanding - please help.

by hotspur in

jw
friends

maybe it's a "common people separated by a common language" thing but i really don't get this.. .

many times i see somebody posting about something that irks them and they say "i could care less.

" but they use it in such a way as to infer they're not really bothered by it all.. .

cyberjesus

sometimes I could care less, sometimes I couldn't care less

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THINGS I did....I wasn't supposed to do....as an active JW

by Terry in

on freeminds.org, randy w wrote this about himself:.

even as a strict jehovahs witness for eight years, i never once shunned or failed to speak to a disfellowshipped person.

it is simply cruel.

cyberjesus

I had a gf at 16 while I was a RPioneer. We would make out in the field ministry :-)

We almost had sex- so we got a JC and no more making out with her.

I made out with a worldly I confessed to an elder in our new cong. He said it was ok, just not to do it again.

I had dry sex with my mom's cousing while still 16

Tons of fake reports while I was a pioneer.

I used to play rubber-band guns with the factory guys at bethel while working there.

I watch porn at home (my dad had purchased a satelite dish and we could watch all chanels from all over the world)

I masturbated for the first time when I was 20

I had sex with my wife before we got married

I went to strip clubs with my friends from bethel

Used to order way more magazines that I needed and would trash them

Get out of the Meetings and go play video games or have lunch at a restaurant

made out with a girl in an assembly. inside one of the offices while we could hear the talk.

i was appointed MS and never confessed any of the above.

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How dangers is field service really, has anyone ever heard of someone being hurt or killed while doing some form of witnessing

by life is to short in

ok my other thread was not totally what i was after.

after thinking it through i was wondering if any of you have ever heard of someone being hurt by a householder in field service.. .

like i mentioned in my latest thread about the sister who was murdered and then her death was blamed on her.. i know in the hall i grew up in there were many sex offenders living in the area.

cyberjesus

I got bitten by a dog, stung by a bee, and got water thrown at me. :-) yup all in the field service. but I was young so i was kindda proud of it