i remembered the other day reading in an awake, oh it must have been about five or six years ago, an article on how to wash your dishes properly.
for god's sake, do jw's not know how to do that and do the borg think they have to tell them how to do it.
it's cracking me up just thinking about it.. to make you laugh even more, in the next issue of awake someone had written a bloody letter thanking them for the article and how it had helped them so much and had a query on whether to rinse dishes with water or not after washing.
RunningMan,
Washing in the blood of the lamb was hillarious.
Take note JWs
Matthew 23:25 like the Pharisees you cleanse the outside of the cup and of the dish.
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in contrast with humans, who have a limited life span, jehovah never feels pressured by time to reveal his secrets prematurely.
this fact should prevent us from becoming impatient when certain bible questions cannot presently be explained to our satisfaction.
modesty on the part of the faithful and discreet slave class, commissioned to provide the christian household with food at the proper time, prevents it from presumptuously running ahead and wildly speculating about things that are still unclear.
Oh, I see, they never run ahead and speculate. So what was that 1914, 1925, and 1975 thing about? I would say determining when the world will see Armagaddon is speculating.
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rjputman writes:.
hi shane,.
just read your post of 30 august regarding beards.
The society does not forbid beards, they just don't approve of them. So, they baisically forbid beards, unless you seek approval. Which they won't give you approval to wear a beard, so keep shaving and putting first the Society.
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of cancer, it seems.. * http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/ap/20011130/en/obit_harrison.html.
bummer, dude.. lisa
A sad day no doubt. I long for yesterday.
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if you were stranded on a desert island and had to pick one woman from the following group, which one would you pick?.
a) ugly woman with great body.
b) beautiful woman with ugly body.
I am not sure what you mean by
beautiful woman with ugly body
Do you mean she has a beautiful face and less than perfect body? I have always been an average man myself. If I was stranded with one woman, I need to be with somebody I can get along with.
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dear friends:.
i have been thinking about putting together a website, which i think can be very informative to the internet using general public.. my plans are still in the formulative stage, so i don't wish to be too specific at this point.
however, my plans totally rely on information provided by others.
I don't know of any JW businesses. However, I do have a question. What difference does it make what a person's religion is when I do business with somebody? Just because I want the Watchtower Society to go away, does not mean I want to ruin people's businesses.
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while drinking beer and gin/tonics at a sports bar, my friend and i argued over who the best nba team would be.
please give us some help and tell who you think would win this game in a best of 7 series in a neutral court.
keep in mind that all the players are in their prime and consider how these would play as a unit as much as their career stats.
Seeker, don't forget Kevin Garnet will never have the range that Larry Bird had. Garnet has a nice 15 foot jumper and can dunk, but Bird could hit from anywhere five foot inside of half court.
Moses Malone was every bit as good of a defender as Dennis Rodman, and he could score. Isn't he one of the top five in career points?
Magic Vs. Kidd, that's no contest. Magic has over 120 triple doubles. Kidd has about 30. Magic can and did play every position on the court too.
Mullin Vs Jordan. Jordan would win this match up.
And the two centers would cancel each other out. Chamberlin and O'neal would score as many points, and free throw percentage is the same. Each is as big as the other, O'neal might have 20 lbs on Chamberlin, but that would not matter.
Bottom line, Jordan can't do it all himself, not playing the best there ever was.
The only person I would suggest is replace Chris Mullin with "Pistol" Pete Maravich.
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how many here have seen a river runs through it?.
god i love that movie.
"i am haunted by waters.....".
Yes, I saw the movie. Typically I am just an action movie person myself, but it was good.
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in the spirit of e-man's post earlier - i had planned on sending out ecards this year to all of you.
after the rants regarding the junk mail emails - i decided to send them only to those who want one :o).
please either post below, or send me an email letting me know if it is ok to send a card to you.. [email protected].
Sure, you may send me one. I like getting cards. Thanks in advance.
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well, like the proverbial bad penny, mommie dark is back again.
the last week has been a long drugged blur (and kent, i can hear you snickering about how that isn't a bad thing .
to all who sent such wonderful greetings and good wishes, my sincere thanks.
I am happy you are still with us. Here is wishing you continued improvement and lasting health.
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