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  NEW LIGHT on Flipping the Bird!

  by patio34 in

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  flipping the bird .

  maybe this will clear up some profound questions of etymology, folklore, and emotional symbolism.. the body part which the french proposed to cut off the english after defeating them was, of course, the middle finger.

  it is impossible to draw the renowned english longbow without the middle finger.. .

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  jayhawk1

  I asked Mickey Mouse what he thought of this "New Light" and this is what he had to say.
  

  Is this a light saber in my pocket or am I just happy to see you?

  "Hand me that whiskey, I need to consult the spirit."-J.F. Rutherford
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  Average age of apostates survey.

  by sleepy in

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  i thought it might be a good idea to find out at what age or after how long we descided to leave the watchtower.. prehaps we my find a patern in it which we could use .. i think what we need to know are ,.

  1.age you left the watchtower.

  (or age you found out it was wrong).

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  jayhawk1

  Baptized at 19

  Left when i was 24

  Raised in it for the most part

  Is this a light saber in my pocket or am I just happy to see you?

  "Hand me that whiskey, I need to consult the spirit."-J.F. Rutherford
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  33 Questions

  by Yadirf in

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  the moody bible instititute wrote the watchtower society asking for a debate on the radio.

  brooklyn sent them a list of 33 questions and stated that if they could not answer them, there was no use in debating.

  23. was one penalty passed against his soul and another against his body?.

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  jayhawk1

  Yadirf,
  I would like more details or at least know from what source you found your information. As of late, I don't just take somebody's word for it that what I read is correct.

  Just the facts man, just the facts.

  Is this a light saber in my pocket or am I just happy to see you?

  "Hand me that whiskey, I need to consult the spirit."-J.F. Rutherford
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  I had my talk with an elder last Saturday

  by voltaire in

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  how can i sum up how it went?

  in a word...

  aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

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  jayhawk1

  Dear Watchtower Society,

  I know you look at this site. See what you are really doing to the families that you claim to love.

  Sorry Voltaire, I had to write that. I feel for you, and I hope it all works out for you in the long run.

  Is this a light saber in my pocket or am I just happy to see you?

  "Hand me that whiskey, I need to consult the spirit."-J.F. Rutherford
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  Weakest Link & Sporting Curiosities.

  by Englishman in

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  do you americans actually enjoy watching the weakest link?

  the series has been rattling around the tea-time tv slots over here for about a year now, and is getting a little tedious with mrs prune face looking more and more menopausal with each passing show.. this evening, the bbc started to show some of the usa programmes.

  well, i was so embarrassed.

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  jayhawk1

  Thanks for the link. I am getting lazy in my old age, (lol) so I didn't look up what snooker is. There might be a place in Wichita (Side Pockets) that plays snooker from time to time.

  JanH, you are exactly right, we Americans in our vein attempt to be better than everybody else, changed our sports to be different. That is why we spell the English word "COLOUR", "COLOR", etc.

  Is this a light saber in my pocket or am I just happy to see you?

  "Hand me that whiskey, I need to consult the spirit."-J.F. Rutherford
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  Weakest Link & Sporting Curiosities.

  by Englishman in

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  do you americans actually enjoy watching the weakest link?

  the series has been rattling around the tea-time tv slots over here for about a year now, and is getting a little tedious with mrs prune face looking more and more menopausal with each passing show.. this evening, the bbc started to show some of the usa programmes.

  well, i was so embarrassed.

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  jayhawk1

  Maybe the reason you have never seen a U.S. snooker player, is because nobody in the U.S. has heard of it. So what gives E-man? How do you play snooker?

  Is this a light saber in my pocket or am I just happy to see you?

  "Hand me that whiskey, I need to consult the spirit."-J.F. Rutherford
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  What is Jehovah's Will Today?

  by SexyTeen in

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  i have a quick question: what is jehovah's will today and who is doing it?

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  My uncle uses his work computer after 5 p.m. Central Standard Time, since you're keeping track.

  Is that so? Not to sound rude, but then when your computer posted as Yoyomama, why was it posting as early as 10:00 a.m. central time?

  Is this a light saber in my pocket or am I just happy to see you?

  "Hand me that whiskey, I need to consult the spirit."-J.F. Rutherford
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  one of my paintings blow me some hot air

  by rekless in

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  jayhawk1

  Reckless,
  Fantastic painting!

  (Warning, what I am about to type is meant to be funny.) Now all it needs is Jesus walking next to the boat.

  Is this a light saber in my pocket or am I just happy to see you?

  "Hand me that whiskey, I need to consult the spirit."-J.F. Rutherford
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  Weakest Link & Sporting Curiosities.

  by Englishman in

  1. social
  2. physical

  do you americans actually enjoy watching the weakest link?

  the series has been rattling around the tea-time tv slots over here for about a year now, and is getting a little tedious with mrs prune face looking more and more menopausal with each passing show.. this evening, the bbc started to show some of the usa programmes.

  well, i was so embarrassed.

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  jayhawk1

  BTW, what is snooker?

  Is this a light saber in my pocket or am I just happy to see you?

  "Hand me that whiskey, I need to consult the spirit."-J.F. Rutherford
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  Weakest Link & Sporting Curiosities.

  by Englishman in

  1. social
  2. physical

  do you americans actually enjoy watching the weakest link?

  the series has been rattling around the tea-time tv slots over here for about a year now, and is getting a little tedious with mrs prune face looking more and more menopausal with each passing show.. this evening, the bbc started to show some of the usa programmes.

  well, i was so embarrassed.

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  jayhawk1

  I can't speak for every American, but I hate The Weakest Link. Could we send her to Afghanistan? That way she will have to wear what all other women wear in that country.

  Is this a light saber in my pocket or am I just happy to see you?

  "Hand me that whiskey, I need to consult the spirit."-J.F. Rutherford