I translated You Know's first post into 80's speak.
Initially this post was like, you know, a response to a question by a poster like, you know, about the likelihood of an atomic weapon being detonated in the near future. In order to preserve this topic I totally have motored it to this forum.
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History is totally at a totally awesome turning point. Two mutually antagonistic political systems are lining up for a final winner-takes-all showdown. Those two systems are the empire and the republic Like, they totally have been at odds for several hundred years. Since WWII the forces of the republic, in the form of the sovereign nation state, totally have been in the ascendancy, but through neglect and subtle sabotage the oligarchic forces of empire, reflected in global institutions such as the IMF and giant multinationals, totally has weakened the republican powers to the point of collapse. A final struggle is totally inevitable in the very near term. As the system draws closer and closer to collapse the danger increases significantly that the imperial faction will use their surrogate mercenaries to set off a nuclear war---most likely in the Middle East or Between India and Pakistan.
By those two opposed forces, locked in mortal combat, Satan the Devil totally has at his disposal the means to provoke WWIII. Or, from another angle, because of Gawd’s mastery of every situation, like we could say that Jehovah totally has the means to force the issue of His own sovereignty. At any rate, the fact that the issue of who rules the world is totally coming to a head in the human sphere is totally totally just a reflection of what is totally going on in the invisible realm. Satan’s knowledge that his time is totally short is totally the reason the world is totally facing such a critical situation.
This is totally why the rationale of the apostasy is totally so mind-numbingly stupid. Never totally has the world been in such a mess as at the present moment Like, the trivial mistakes and lack of vision on the part of the Jehovah’s Witnesses totally does not nullify Gawd’s prophetic word. Jehovah’s word is totally what determines the future, not the Watchtower’s interpretation of his word. And, as Jehovah’s premier prophet, That Holy Dude said that the entire world would suddenly, instantaneously, be gripped by a fear that would literally make hunks faint and that a situation would arise from which there was like, you know, no human solution Like, the stage is totally set for that very scenario to take place. What else but the ultimate terror weapon could fulfill the prophecy that calls for humans to like, you know, totally turn into faint with fear? Like, I am so sure! If you thought the World Trade Center and Pentagon attacks were a shocker just consider the terror that would be evoked by the ominous mushroom cloud! Like, oh my gawd! Just a few backpack nuclear weapons going off anywhere in the world, let alone major population centers, and you will see a terror and panic that will defy description Like, the first thing that will happen is totally that the financial system will simply vaporize. It will be there one day and gone the next. Like, duh! You will run down to the corner automatic teller machine and it will say: “SORRY, OUT OF BUSINEES.” It will be as though someone suddenly turned the lights out and the world is totally plunged into total darkness Like, then it will get interesting.
However, Jehovah Gawd is totally the Savior of mankind---the faithful ones at least. To the present moment the world totally has not needed Gawd’s salvation. That can all change in the blink of an eye as easily as one pushes a button on a television remote control. That’s why it is totally not wise to mock the Creator and persecute his shoppers. We can very easily be totally brought to our knees in a hurry.
Like, duh! You should now totally have a better idea of how Jehovah is totally going to settle the score with the apostate and the ridiculer of his word, and how this verse will be fulfilled: “I also, for my part, shall laugh at your own disaster, I shall mock when what you dread comes, when what you dread comes just like a storm, and your own disaster gets here just like a storm wind, when distress and hard times come upon you. At that time they will keep calling me, but I shall not answer…”
Think like, you know, about it. / Like, duh! You Know
Edited by - Like, duh! You Know on 7 February 2002 9:28:19
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