Announcing the Great Apostate Song Contest.

by Mindchild 27 Replies latest jw friends

  • Mindchild
    Mindchild

    Inspired by District Overbeer Valis and his smurf sticker contest, I decided to up the ante and announce a song contest for all you so inclined to play.

    What I have in mind is this: Take any recorded song you like, even the dreaded JW Kingdom Songs, and redub them to something much more fun!

    If you have a cool bastardized song (well that is what Valis says it is called when you do this) then we can try it out at some of the apostofests that seem to be popping up like crazy all over!

    What do you win? I have a connection that allows me to get DVD movies below wholesale (sorry guys no porno) and I will give out 3 DVD's of your choice from a list of about 800 popular movies for the first prize. For the second prize you get one DVD of your choice.

    If you don't like DVD movies, maybe I can get you a cool book or something as I have wholesale connections there also.

    Okay, I need to have 3 people volunteer for judges. Both the contestants and the judges have to post their stuff on the board. No brown nosing please. haha

    The deadline for your entry has to be by Valentine's Day Feb 14th.

    Hint: you would be best off using songs that most people are familiar with to change the wording. If you have strange musical tastes, nobody is going to be able to figure out the music but you. If you are really into music, maybe you can do a kroake bit and make a wave file and put it on the net someplace and link it to your post to let others listen to the music.

    Okay, any questions and who wants to judge?

    Skipper

  • mikepence
    mikepence

    I am confused. Are we making an actual recording, or just making up new lyrics?

  • Mindchild
    Mindchild

    Just the lyrics Mike.

  • Simon
    Simon

    ooh ooh ... I have some !

    damn ... where did I put them ?

  • Simon
  • mikepence
    mikepence

    I started one, no time to finish now...

    There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
    And she's buying a Watchtower subscription
    And when she preaches she knows if the doors are closed
    With a knock she can change their religion

    Woe oh oh oh oh oh
    And she's buying a Watchtower subscription

    There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure
    And you know sometimes trespass is oh kay
    In the tree by the brook there's a songbird who sings
    He'll be eating worldy flesh any day

    Woe oh oh oh oh oh
    And she's buying a Watchtower subscription

    There's a feeling I get when I look to the west
    And my spirit is crying for leaving
    In my thoughts I have seen worldy people dying
    And the voices of those who stand praising

    Woe oh oh oh oh oh
    And she's buying a Watchtower subscription

    And it's whispered that soon, if we all call the tune
    Then Jehovah will bring Armageddon
    And a new day will dawn for those who stand long
    Lest they fall to temptation of Satan

  • mikepence
    mikepence

    Or, how about, "I Got DA'ed", sung to the tune of "I Got You, Babe?"

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    what? do you mean songs from kingdom melodies?

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    tune wars was a web site which specialised in this with hits like "what if God smoked cannibis?" instead of the actual song lyrics. I think they released some albums too. I'll see if I can find the web site.

  • VeniceIT
    VeniceIT

    http://www.geocities.com/veniceexjw/survive.html

    Ven

    "Injustice will continue until those who are not affected by it are as outraged as those who are."

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