Paisley, yes I think the first 3 marriage rules and possibly the 4th one I listed are in fact wedding rules the Watchtower uses, but from there it would not be a big step to make the others real. That post is both funny and sad, because we can all see that they could happen. Funny and sad that a couple would go along with such bizarre rules, all for man made and superstitious reasons. Funny and sad that I might look like a prophet if all or most of my wedding rules became a reality.
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In the Future the WBT$ will be making New Rules!
by OUTLAW ini was just reading the convention thread..the wbt$ tells jehovah`s witness`s which hotels they can and cannot stay in..i`ve been out a long time,so this is news to me..wbt$ continues to expand thier control over jehovah`s witness`s..jehovah`s witness`s continue to give up more and more of thier personal freedom to a publishing company.this has continued for as long as i can remember..make no mistake,wbt$ will come up with many more rules for jehovah`s witness`s to follow...what new moronic rules do you see the wbt$ imposeing on jehovah`s witness`s?...outlaw
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In the Future the WBT$ will be making New Rules!
by OUTLAW ini was just reading the convention thread..the wbt$ tells jehovah`s witness`s which hotels they can and cannot stay in..i`ve been out a long time,so this is news to me..wbt$ continues to expand thier control over jehovah`s witness`s..jehovah`s witness`s continue to give up more and more of thier personal freedom to a publishing company.this has continued for as long as i can remember..make no mistake,wbt$ will come up with many more rules for jehovah`s witness`s to follow...what new moronic rules do you see the wbt$ imposeing on jehovah`s witness`s?...outlaw
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I would love to see some cheap bastard elder leave the Watchtower and Awake! as a tip. It has to have happened somewhere.
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In the Future the WBT$ will be making New Rules!
by OUTLAW ini was just reading the convention thread..the wbt$ tells jehovah`s witness`s which hotels they can and cannot stay in..i`ve been out a long time,so this is news to me..wbt$ continues to expand thier control over jehovah`s witness`s..jehovah`s witness`s continue to give up more and more of thier personal freedom to a publishing company.this has continued for as long as i can remember..make no mistake,wbt$ will come up with many more rules for jehovah`s witness`s to follow...what new moronic rules do you see the wbt$ imposeing on jehovah`s witness`s?...outlaw
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OUTLAW, since you brought it up about marriage...
JW couples getting married must ask permission to use the Kingdom Hall. And of course evaluated to insure both are in good standing before Jah.
Only Jehovah Style music can be played on the PA System.
No rice is to be thrown.
(Have they banned the decorating of the car?) If they haven't, that will be next.
I don't see how wedding cake is any different than birthday cake, so they should ban that. Besides, there is no mention of a wedding cake at the wedding Jesus attended.
Perhaps the elders need to institute pre-marriage counciling, that way the woman will know her place early on.
Elders should investigate any couple who choses not to be married at the Kingdom Hall to find out why they can't get married before Jehovah. Surely there must be some good reason for turning their back on their creator on such a blessed event.
(What else can be done to insure the JW wedding will be a miserable event?)
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Answers to this weeks Bookstudy in Revelation Grand Climax
by stillajwexelder inso here are the answers for this weeks bookstudy - should be mind numbing expanding .
book study for week of january 8th 1revelationitshappyclimax!.
revelationitshappyclimax!.
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The best part is it took an hour to cover 9 paragraphs. At least the Watchtower Study can squeeze in 20 something paragraphs.
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Does anything think wts could become dangerous when it falls?
by lighthouse19something injust noticing what happened with waco, jonestown, heaven's gate etc.
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God's Only True Orginization On Earth merging with other religions... An interesting idea Abbagail. Not a far fetched idea, it would need about a decade of "new light" planning to get it done.
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Has technology helped your marriage
by KAYTEE inhas technology helped your marriage, for instant instead of the newspaper stuck between you and the wife at breakfast, it is now the computer thus allowing "cross" communication between you both, and what about the television zappa who is in charge of that, obviously the man of the house, thus saving much time and effort for the poor wife who had to keep getting up to change channels.
the dishwasher machine has now taken over in the kitchen, where once you would do this chore happily together???.
what more !!
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Awake! warned about the dangers of technology when it came up with the dangers of pocket calculators in 1973. LOL all these battery eating devises will destroy the world!
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Has technology helped your marriage
by KAYTEE inhas technology helped your marriage, for instant instead of the newspaper stuck between you and the wife at breakfast, it is now the computer thus allowing "cross" communication between you both, and what about the television zappa who is in charge of that, obviously the man of the house, thus saving much time and effort for the poor wife who had to keep getting up to change channels.
the dishwasher machine has now taken over in the kitchen, where once you would do this chore happily together???.
what more !!
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Yes, because of the internet, I am able to express my feelings on this board. Without this technology, my frustration about this cult would be unloaded on my wife who is ill-equipped to understand the impact JWs had on me.
Because of this technology I am able to buy unique guitar items that would cost me more to order through some of the local music stores.
And where would we be without a dishwasher, washing machine and dryer? My hands would be wet all the time!
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CNN news on the North American Union proposal
by skyking ini have been trying to educate the people on this board about this and have been called a nut here is what cnn has to say please watch the three minute video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdxi0zclv_y.
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Can you imagine how easy it would be to smuggle people and drugs among other things with such a road? Such a road would likely pass right through Wichita too.
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True story or JW Folklore?
by Do Not Call ina few years back, i was told a story by a 'mature sister' about a man who was df'ed after his death, just before his burial.
apparently, they found voodoo related necklaces etc.
under his clothing.
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Here's a story to make you roll your eyes...
Watchtower wanted to send in a load of literature from Nairobi, Kenya to Addis Ababa, Ethiopia on a large truck. The only problem was the gas tank would only hold enough fuel to make it just a little more than half way. But the brothers loaded the truck and made the trip anyway. Somehow the truck managed to make the trip anyway, so the Angels must have pushed the truck along.
Once upon a time I had this "experience" recorded on a casette tape. Too bad I threw it out.
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CNN news on the North American Union proposal
by skyking ini have been trying to educate the people on this board about this and have been called a nut here is what cnn has to say please watch the three minute video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdxi0zclv_y.
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What would the name of the newly formed country be?
My vote is for Cameo!
Okay, using only the letters from ... united states of america mexico canada... we could get
Mexiamerida
United Canico
Damn States of America
Mess of America
Mecca United (just in case radical Islam gets its way)
Ruined America
and so on...
We will probably regret the day we lose our national identity.