LUHE Jesus explicitly said that nobody (including the governing body, presumably) knows the exact date of armageddon, not the angels in heaven, nor the son, only the father.
So, how the hell can JWs claim that the big-A is sooo close? They don't know the date, lol.
Do they know the year? If not, do they know the decade?
If not the decade, do they know which century it will happen in?
The whole thing about armageddon being sooo close is madness, a form of mental illness.
EXACTLY!! I mean the watchtower is always saying "Jehovah is not slow, as to his promises...blah blah" and that it's because "a day is as a thousand years" etc.
So in that case, as you say LUHE, can they even know the millennium of Jehovah's date....No they bloody cannot!!!
And in other news.......
Since we've established that Fisherman is actually a spoof account, can we cast some votes as to who we think is behind the indomitable Fish:
A: Ralph Walls
B: Nathan Natas
C: Antony Morris III
D: Mark O'Donnell
E: Simon