Posts by Diogenesister

  • James Mixon
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    Lets be honest, not a little leery of the resurrected ones????

    by James Mixon in
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    2. friends

    maybe i have watched too many zombie movies but i would sleep with one eye open, inquire to see what is your favored menu,do you sleep walk, are your body parts functioning properly (i would hate to shake your hand and it fall off).

    your wife never married after 10 years and now you are back, can you perform in the marriage bed?

    ?it would be hard for me to sleep at nights with someone that have been dead for over one year sleeping next to me.

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  • Diogenesister
    Diogenesister

    I think the elders are gonna have their work cut out dealing with some of the "Ancient Worthies"!!!

    Solomon will go from 700 wives to ZERO wives in the New system....oh er...and I can't imagine him taking too kindly to being " assigned" somewhere to live by some pompous window cleaner.

    LOTT's wife won't be to happy when she meets the grandkids/stepkids!!

    David's gonna deal with Bathsheba fighting with all the jw pioneer " fangirls" LoL!!

    Which family will JOB choose - original wife or replacement wife ( don't think wife no.1 will be too happy to learn she was killed for a BET)

    Then there's Abraham demanding SLAVE girls to shack up with....