repeats an anecdote about how his dad tried to school him on sexual behaviour during field service.
“Lloyd, at school in the toilet boys will touch themselves and will make it grow huge. You should not do this”
Lloyd then relates how he misinterpreted it and thought his penis would explode to an abnormal size, complete with gestures and making a “whoosh” sound.
Figures. So Lloyd your piss poor jokes aren't even your jokes. This idea has been straight up pilfered from a Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders skit. I kid you not.