KingAgag

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  Baptism questions

  by KingAgag in

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  what are the baptism questions they ask at the assemblies, and have they always been the same ones?

  and merry xmas everyone.

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  KingAgag

  What are the baptism questions they ask at the assemblies, and have they always been the same ones? And Merry Xmas everyone.
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  Changing WT wording

  by KingAgag in

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  in the recent thread about 'millions now living may/will never die', purplesofa said that the wts changed wording on watchtowers between magazine and bound volume.

  i'd be interested to see some examples please!

  this could be very useful to help someone i know see they are fallible.

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  Thanks, that was useful. More examples? I think the Revelation book corrections were funny as they sent slips around telling dubs where to change everything themselves! I'd rather focus on WT and awakes though.
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  Changing WT wording

  by KingAgag in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  in the recent thread about 'millions now living may/will never die', purplesofa said that the wts changed wording on watchtowers between magazine and bound volume.

  i'd be interested to see some examples please!

  this could be very useful to help someone i know see they are fallible.

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  KingAgag

  In the recent thread about 'Millions now living may/will never die', purplesofa said that the WTS changed wording on watchtowers between magazine and bound volume. I'd be interested to see some examples please! This could be very useful to help someone I know see they are fallible. Thanks!
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  JWs thinking 'Satan is out to get me!'

  by KingAgag in

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  2. beliefs

  i met a jw who said he hated driving to the kh because satan always changed the traffic lights to red so that he'd be late.

  this is so absurd, showing how paranoid some of them are.

  what similar, equally retarded, reasoning have you come across?

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  Being a born-in, I heard mostly JW examples. I know it isn't unique so let me open my question to all religion. I know the obvious ones like a hurricane, but my point was that I have noticed they blame Satan for even tiny ridiculous things and these examples are what I would like to hear. Are there any JW-only examples?
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  JWs thinking 'Satan is out to get me!'

  by KingAgag in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i met a jw who said he hated driving to the kh because satan always changed the traffic lights to red so that he'd be late.

  this is so absurd, showing how paranoid some of them are.

  what similar, equally retarded, reasoning have you come across?

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  KingAgag

  Freeatlast1914 I totally agree - it is backwards reasoning and makes them so closed minded.
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  JWs thinking 'Satan is out to get me!'

  by KingAgag in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i met a jw who said he hated driving to the kh because satan always changed the traffic lights to red so that he'd be late.

  this is so absurd, showing how paranoid some of them are.

  what similar, equally retarded, reasoning have you come across?

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  KingAgag

  I met a JW who said he hated driving to the KH because Satan always changed the traffic lights to red so that he'd be late. This is so absurd, showing how paranoid some of them are. What similar, equally retarded, reasoning have you come across?
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  Vacation

  by KingAgag in

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  i'm off to jamaica tomorrow!

  woo!

  so where's the best place you've ever been on vacation and are they different now if you are not a jw anymore?

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  KingAgag

  I'm off to Jamaica tomorrow! Woo! So where's the best place you've ever been on vacation and are they different now if you are not a JW anymore? Mine probably will.
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  The Knowledge of good and evil

  by ldrnomo in

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  so what's the deal with this anyway?

  did he not want man to know the difference between good and evil?

  if he gave us free will wouldn't he want us to have all the knowledge we could so we could make a decision based on that knowledge?.

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  " I also wonder what "perfect" humans did with their waste, did they bury it or just squat whenever they needed to excrete and walk away? Maybe when they were perfect their sh*t didn't stink." I am pretty sure that once I saw a really old WT (or awake/golden age etc) that suggested when we are perfect we won't need to defecate at all!!! What a load of rose-smelling crap. I can't give you a reference sorry. Maybe someone else knows where it is from?
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  Greatest Show On Earth...

  by KingAgag in

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  ...by dawkins, reviewed by an ex-jw

  http://mnatheists.org/content/view/398/33

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  KingAgag

  ...By Dawkins, reviewed by an ex-JW http://mnatheists.org/content/view/398/33
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  Any Jehovah's Witnesses in Cyprus?

  by Quadraphoenix in

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  i cannot disclose my name at the moment, but please note that there is a movement of jw's that know the truth about this disgusting cult.

  if you're in cyprus and are a jehovah's witness, but know that something's wrong with the religion, look out for the four winged phoenix in next years 3 day assembly.. we have members in the government that are trying to overturn some laws regarding jw's.

  we are close, very close.

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  KingAgag

  All your posts seem to be made at early morning hours like 3am. Are you actually in Cyprus or are you pulling the strings from abroad?