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  You Live in California when...

  by AlanF in

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  you live in california when.... 1. you make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house.. 2. the high school quarterback calls a time-out to answer his cell phone.. 3. the fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.. 4. you know how to eat an artichoke.. 5. you drive your rented mercedes to your neighborhood block party.. 6. when someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it will .

  take to get there rather than how many miles away it is.. .

  you live in new york city when.... 1. you say "the city" and expect everyone to know you mean manhattan.. 2. you have never been to the statue of liberty or the empire state building.

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  bumping this to the top for the newbies
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  Showed the WTS cartoon to my non-witness girlfriend

  by KidKool in

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  Use Firefox or Chrome, there is also a compatability mode with explorer.
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  Introduction / My story

  by theBGB in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  hello all, i've just discovered this site and i cant begin to describe how happy i am to have come across it.

  i stumbled across this site purely by accident...seriously i was looking at arkham city walkthoughs and a few jumps later i end up here.

  i though it was a legit society page at first and thought 'what the hell, this will be good for a laugh', but after reading a few posts well...i couldnt stop reading.

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  if you look at the top corner of your post there is a pencil, click on it within a half hour of the post and you can still edit. By the way, WELCOME!
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  Could anyone take up Christopher Hitchens Job?

  by heavenlyfather in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  can anyone take up hitchen's job and make it a carrer?.

  publicly criticising religion and debating religion apologetics.

  does anyone have that kind of passion?..

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  career? he probably doubled the "r" instead of the "e"
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  YOUR DAILY JOURNAL

  by compound complex in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  dear friends,.

  much of what we do on a daily basis is routine and of no particular, earth-shaking importance.

  however, after reviewing letters of family going back to wwii, it is fascinating to read what dad was doing on board the aircraft carrier in the pacific on any old day, what mom was cooking on her ever-steaming range, how i was dealing with the roller coaster of emotion at bethel [mom saved all my letters], how nana wrote that she would not study with the witnesses [per my request] but 'here are some mittens i knitted for you when you canvass new york with your magazines.

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  Ever hear of a garage sale? if the sale is in the yard..its a yard sale....attending same is going yard sailing. especially if you make a morning of it. With gas prices so high, I don't do it so much these days.
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  Diseases that force you to violate Jehovah's commands

  by rebel8 in

  1. watchtower
  2. medical

  a few days ago i ate a corn nut that was kind of sharp.

  it made a very tiny scratch on my tongue the size of a period (.).

  i have a bleeding disorder so it bled for 3 hours.

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  Would they expect someone on a wheelchair to go out and preach?

  yes, I knew a paralized man who had his daughter fill out his time slip.
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  New Rumor: Downsizing Circuits/Assemblies

  by metatron in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  heard a new rumor that:.

  the borg is going to phase out big district assemblies - so they can fit 'em in assembly halls.. they will reduce the size of circuits.

  they will synchronize c.o.

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  Baltar,

  Who said "if Jehovah ever stopped the money from flowing they should cease printing"?

  If my memory is correct, that was none other than Charles Taze Russell.
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  What's Your Status? Are You Technically Still A JW?...

  by minimus in

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  2. friends

  are you disfellowshipped, disassociated, active, inactive???

  ?.

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  Born in, never dipped...

  Amelia, your daughters older sister? Is this a complicated family relationship, or also your daughter??? enquiring minds and all! lol, None of my business I know.
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  Changes to the Watchtower and Awake magazines size! (Unnanounced Confidential letter)

  by tooktheredpill in

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  bsmart

  Try a different browser. The subject has been mentioned in a thread a day or two ago.
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  The "patibulum" : a fragile theory !

  by TheFrench in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  the latin fathers of the church has never described jesus carrying a "patibulum".

  indeed, the early christians to represent jesus carrying the "crux", not the "patibulum".

  it's a fact.

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  bsmart

  Thanks Knowsnothing, see you knew lots! The bible says that Jesus didnt die till the 3rd hour. Many thanks