Hey! I'll lead you! I'm kind of tired of this whole my witnesses thing they are getting a little too full of themselves. So whos up for some nomadic wandering in the desert for oh, say 40 years or so?
Jehovah_God
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Leadership is missing among the xJWs!
by IslandWoman ini know the word, "organization" has a bad taste.
but it is a fact of life that to get anything done on a grand scale in this world, good leadership and organization are a must.. we lack organization, much of what is said and done is a hit and miss thing except for the u.n. problem.
thanks to those who took a lead and the others who followed their lead some damn good work got done!
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Jehovah_God
yeah you know it
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Hello Bethel! Are You Listening? Wake Up!
by Room 215 inhello bethel,.
by now it's clear to all observers that the organization is running out of steam, especially in the developned nations, and no amount of hyped-up propaganda about ``quick-build'' kingdom halls, standing up to the nazis, lifetime experiences of pioneers, etc., etc.
can rectify.. what's needed urgently:.
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Jehovah_God
I've tried to talking to them many times but they just cannot hear me above their own bull$%#^
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Why did the puny human cross the road
by Jehovah_God incus i told him to!
har!!.
people sometimes wonder why, if i created puny humans in my image, i don't have a sense of humor in the bible.
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Jehovah_God
Cus I told him to! Har!!
See? People sometimes wonder why, if I created puny humans in my image, I don't have a sense of humor in the bible. You don't ever see me inspiring a prophet to tell a little joke or tell a funny limerick. When Jesus was around you never saw him cracking jokes. Why is religion os serious and lacking in fun? Well the answer is because all humor is from Satan. Yup its true. I can tell jokes though because you must do as I say but not as I do. So if you ever catch someone cracking a joke, do my job for me and slay him right there and then. Remember, religion is serious business! Althought I wouldn't mind it if next time someone prayed to me they told me a joke..but dangit then id have to kill them...
such is the dilema of being your Lord.
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Was Jehovah originally a volcano?
by Mindchild infor a change of pace, i thought some of you good folks might enjoy reading a speculative article about the evolution of the modern jehovah.
the link is at: http://www.earth360.com/his-jehovah-java.html.
while the author of this report has some interesting thoughts on the matter, i still subscribe to julian janes theory as presented in his seminal book, "the origins of conciousness and the breakdown of the bicamerial mind," as being a more likely evolution of relgious belief.. remember not to blow your top when you read the article (snicker).
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Jehovah_God
I was no more a volcano originally than you were a sea cucumber originally. I created volcanos and sea cucumbers. And regular cucumbers. And the sea. And sea cucumber volcano surfing.
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They're at it again!
by RR inthe watchtower, october 22, 2001, page 22, column 2, paragraph 2:.
loyaty to jehovah also includes loyalty to his organization.
necessarily, over the years there have been corrections and adjustments to our understanding of certain scriptures.
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Jehovah_God
The fact is I can belch so loud I can destroy entire galaxy clusters and render black holes back into stars. You do not want me to prove this to you....
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Where did Jehovahs Witnesses originate?
by Miss Jones ini am a college student taking a course in religious studies.
we started studing christianity today.
my professor branched out several religions on the board.
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Jehovah_God
The Jehovah's Witnesses originated when i spilled my bottle of fundie-juice on the north american continent..may bad
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A special announcement
by Jehovah_God indue to your abuse of the privelege, all fun has been forbidden until further notice.
that is all..
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Jehovah_God
The fun ban is still in effect for california sunshine.
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A special announcement
by Jehovah_God indue to your abuse of the privelege, all fun has been forbidden until further notice.
that is all..
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Jehovah_God
The fun ban has been lifted in observance of Wednesday, the most oddly spelled day of the week. That is all.
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Typical Jdub Mindset
by BoozeRunner inin an ongoing e-mail convo about the wbts, here is the latest response i got.. .
e-mail message .
from: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx .
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Jehovah_God
I don't like organizations that much..the previous race of sentient beings I created before puny humans was so organization-dependent that when a giant meteor was headed to their planet they immidietley formed a commitee to discuss it within a branched managerial/heirachy system of individuals, all of which needed approval to proceed from higher ups etc etc. By the time they decided collectivley as a group that they needed to do something they were space dust and ions. Let's hope you guys don't end up like them.