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You people are overly concerned with sex. You realize that when you become immortal souls of pure energy you will have no need nor desire for sex. Well, if thats what happens after you die. I like being vaque on that point. Let's just say no matter what you will not be wantin' sex.
I sometimes wonder why you puny humans don't just engage in one massive orgy. It would solve your problems and bring about world peace. You could take rotations for sleeping, eating and defecating.
these thoughts have been triggered by one of esmerelda's posts about the lesson she learned from her daughter.
if you haven't read it, please do.
it is beautifully written!
I am blessed with billions of followers, wether they like it or not.
due to your abuse of the privelege, all fun has been forbidden until further notice.
that is all..
'NO FUN ALOWED. FUN IS BAD. FUN IS DANGEROUS. BEWARE FUN! Happiness and Joy are also suspect!"
You got the right idea! That is an attitude we can all look up to...or else....
due to your abuse of the privelege, all fun has been forbidden until further notice.
that is all..
Due to your abuse of the privelege, all fun has been forbidden until further notice. That is all.
i challenge you to a duel you no good hebrew killing half-spirit.
you're not good enough to tie the shoe of the lowliest gentile.
i wipe my buttocks at you sir and i call you girl!
Hey what is up? I usually resolve challenges through a game of toss the human. We just set up some planets on top of each other and toss humans at the planets scoring points for closest to whatever we designate as a bullseye
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Ok thbis thomas poole guy, hmm..rings a bell...i forgot if he was under the book of life or not..sometimes I goof and put peoples name in the wrong book! har! Oh well...
Ok lilac:
1. Why was I born a woman? It's hard being a woman and some men suck.
I kinda designed the universe to run itself so I can watch my favirote TV shows..in fact I think my entore purpose in creating mankind was so that one day they would make 'Friends' So basically thats the cards you were dealt.
2. Why did you make me with small boobs? I wanted big ones!
Man, when i created boobs I didnt realize theyd be such a big deal. They are baby feeding utensils! I dont see you people getting worked up over a spoon!
3. Why couldn't you have made menstration less painful?
Well see if the universe is to run itself its important that all life reproduces..so the most effecient way for you humans to reproduce is for the female to be ripe like a firm tomato for a period every 30 days and then if she dont reproduce she is PUNISHED with lots of owie pains..i was hoping you guys would reproduce like rabbits in order to avoid that monthly pain for 9 months.
4. If I promise to be good, can I have Mel Gibson as a Christmas present?
Sorry, mother teresa already has dibs on him.
God, I have more questions, but will be content for now if you answer these few.
cool..im gonna go shoot some pool using gas giants as balls with the angels. Peace!
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I'm sorry I forgot to have my all-important second in command mentioned even once in the old testament, my bad
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I think it's cute when they pretend they are like me. Let THEM try to smite the entire human race under one thumb. God- accept no imatations!
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jterfehr,
I think its silly for puny humans to tell other puny humans not to smoke good weed cuz then they might die a little earlier in like, 50 years. But since I don't bother to help you little people out you could be a vegeterian with a perfect muscl/fat ratio who will live to be 110 and still be killed tommorow by an errant blimp. Since I leave life so unpridictable you might as well enjoy a good toke.
jterfehr, truly I tell you you will be with me in paradise with lots of munchies and water and bongs made out of galaxy clusters
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Yeah that guy Satan isn't all that bad..I guess I kinda demonized him if you will, cus well yunno he pissed me off. He hasn't ever killed anyone unles I allowed him too..I sorta have slayed and smitten way more than satan ever has. But I'm god damnit I can do what I please, including zooming over to Michelle Branch's dressing room..hmmmm...
