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  The New Awake is Ridiculous! Special Issue about Childrearing

  by serenitynow! in

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  i have just skimmed it, but the parts i've read are laughable!

  they talk about how "complete control" is unscriptural and "usually backfires!

  " i guess that doesn't apply to the gb controlling it's jw subjects.

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  Do You Think It Is Wrong To Stereotype?

  by minimus in

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  i know we are supposed to be politically correct but i don't always feel that this is warranted.. i do think that certain things might be generally true and could be viewed as stereotyping.

  for example, if i see a young person driving a car very slowly, i might think that they are texting and driving (or else are asian).

  now that might not have sounded proper, but i do think it's generally true, from my experience driving in the city.. if i see a "butchy" looking woman, i generally assume the woman is gay.

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  We Nebraskans are FED UP with all the goddamned corn and/or Warren Buffett jokes already. I AM A MAN! NOT AN ANGUS STEAK!
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  Every study article is an exercise in the BITE method

  by Mickey mouse in

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  10-20 years ago you would get a mix of different types of wt study articles.

  they generally fell into one of a number of categories: prophecy, bible characters, facets of the fruitages of the holy spirit, aspects of jehovah's personality, creation, the new system etc.. now it goes like this:.

  obey the faithful slave, stay of the internet, do more, obey the faithful slave, stay of the internet, do more.....rinse and repeat.. it's no wonder the dubs have all become brain dead.

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  Inept though Zapp may be, if he were on the GB things would certaintly be more interesting...
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  Jehovah helps Haiti earthquake victims ... by printing Bibles - 2011 YB

  by just n from bethel in

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  so according to the yb, jehovah and jesus are quite the powerful invisible beings.

  hundreds of thousands killed.

  154 jws died.

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  agonus

  I guess you had to be there. It sure ain't coming across in this very, very vague-sounding prose...

  I understand the Sea Org is also highly efficient. Praise Xenu!
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  Jehovah helps Haiti earthquake victims ... by printing Bibles - 2011 YB

  by just n from bethel in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  so according to the yb, jehovah and jesus are quite the powerful invisible beings.

  hundreds of thousands killed.

  154 jws died.

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  agonus

  Oh, thank Jehovah that David Splane was able to travel to Haiti and say a few words in French (He speaks another language... God, the guy must be MENSA material)! No doubt the whole country heaved a sigh of relief after this saintly, humble giant among men showed up to bless the nation with his presence. I'm sure that several spontaneous miracle healings occurred among brothers lucky enough to touch the fringe of his combover...
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  2011-2012 DC Brochure(s) "Listen to God" PDF

  by yknot in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  anonymous brother does it again!

  (huge round of applause!!!

  (regular) http://www.sendspace.com/file/nzjme3.

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  agonus

  I was thinking more Derek Jacobi, but Zaius is a pretty good match.

  You know, I would just love to see the expressions on the faces of the folks this literature is intended to appeal to when the no-blood/DPA paperwork is dropped in their laps. Try to get an elder to explain what fractions of fractions are permissible to one of these poor souls...
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  2011-2012 DC Brochure(s) "Listen to God" PDF

  by yknot in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  anonymous brother does it again!

  (huge round of applause!!!

  (regular) http://www.sendspace.com/file/nzjme3.

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  agonus

  You know... for retarded kids!

  Apparently they dropped the "and Live Forever" from the doubledumb edition because they're aiming at folks who just want to "obey" without even expecting a reward.
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  2011-2012 DC MP3s: Partial sets from Fri & Sat!

  by yknot in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  zip: http://www.sendspace.com/file/fg9cex.

  http://www.sendspace.com/file/rh8gbd.

  http://www.sendspace.com/file/e5392b.

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  What if the "hand" that's feeding us is shoving a strychnine-laced elephant poop sundae in our face?
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  Listen to God and Live - WICKED CHILDREN WILL DIE!

  by dontplaceliterature in

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  2. beliefs

  on page 21, the picture on the left of an armageddon scene clearly depicts children as among the "wicked" being destroyed by jehovah.

  isn't jehovah awesome!

  truely a god of love!

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  agonus

  Well, this certainly isn't God. This isn't really even the "classical" Jehovah, let alone Watchtower Jehovah. This is Retarded "Jaracz Watchtower" Jehovah. If he wants to kill my kids, fine, let him. I'll see him in hell. This is so profoundly stupid and ridiculous it makes my hair follicles hurt.
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  2011-2012 DC MP3s: Partial sets from Fri & Sat!

  by yknot in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  zip: http://www.sendspace.com/file/fg9cex.

  http://www.sendspace.com/file/rh8gbd.

  http://www.sendspace.com/file/e5392b.

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  agonus

  Weren't the feet always the "Anglo-American World Power", or was it just "politically divided kingdoms"? They've been kicking around the phrase "Anglo-American World Power" for decades now. Isn't that one getting a little long in the tooth?