Notice how these naughty children are labeled "modern-day Absaloms". Interestingly, the study article describes Absalom as a power-hungry asshole who snared a kingship that wasn't rightfully his via some silvertongued wordsmithing and empty promises. Hmmm... Not only that, his arrogance ultimately proved to be his undoing.
Let's see now: Who does this more closely resemble, seven self-appointed geriatric control freaks in New York or the poor harmless kids posting on Facebook they're trying so desperately to repress?