Jehovah is just a tricky fellow..
After making Adam, he stayed pretty focused on what was happening. Once he and that evil wench Eve ate from the magic fruit tree, it was "Get out of my lovely Garden"
Then he tired of his creation, except for one dude's family who he kept alive in a gigantic box while he flooded the rest of the earth.
He took a pretty active role for a few hundred years, marching those Israelites out of Egypt and even providing tasty snacks on the ground each morning.
He was a bit bi-polar though, smoking fools like Uzzah who has the gaul to try to keep his personal chest of treasures from falling to the ground. Or having his main man Moses kill off those pesky married women in Numbers 31.
After a record like this, I think an obscure sect of Adventism in the late 19th century is about the right choice.