Alex - Your arguments are like a puddle that rejoices how the hole if the ground is the perfect shape for it to wallow in.
Have you ever read about the history of oxygen levels and how it has influenced the evolution of life? Sean B Carroll has an excellent book on the topic. Did you know that the evolution of lignin played a vital role in the rise of oxygen in our atmosphere?
How familiar are you with the scientific evidence for evolution?
Would you be open-minded enough to discuss it?