If you go out to dinner with work colleagues and excuse yourself to go to the bathroom when you think they're going to clink glasses ... you may be a JW.
If you make yourself absent at work when a birthday card comes around for signing ... you may be a JW.
If you fumble for an answer when a shop assistant asks you, "So, have you done all your Christmas shopping yet?" ... you may be a JW.
If you get stuck in a furious thunderstorm and wonder if it's Armageddon ... you may be a JW.
If you hear of a big earthquake and think, "another sign of the last days!!" ... you may be a JW
If you "love" your "friends", yet despise them for their hypocrisy, judgmentalism and nosiness ... you may be a JW.
If you feel guilty for sleeping in on a Sunday, or taking the family to the beach on a Saturday morning .... you may be a JW.
If you say no to a charity collector because "only Jehovah can save the world's problems" ... you may be a JW.
If you decide that maybe God is taking far too much of your time these days, and you don't see why you should have to write down a number of at least "two" each month to tell him how much you're doing for him ... you may be a JW.